Top 20 webguy1975 Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

My girlfriend wants me to give her an analysis on our sex life

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

How many nights per week do you eat dessert after dinner?

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 13

I wonder if Nazis played Yahtzee in yachts at sea.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 1

Design by committee is good, as long as it is a committee of designers.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 3

Life occurs at the intersection of expectations and reality.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 2

Every body in motion seeks rest.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 0

I design logos because I want to make a name for myself.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 29
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

I wanted to be an archaeologist, but I didn't want my career to be in ruins.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 13
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

You cant spell Dad without a, D.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

A hug without u is toxic

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 25
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 5

The greatest triumph's often go unnoticed.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

"all we have to decide is what to do with the time that was given to us." - Gandalf

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : lordoftherings
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Technically, Orion's Belt is a waist of space.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 10
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Typing on paper

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : puns
Points : 2
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Rolling and undulating terrain is just hilarious.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 0
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

The way these oranges on this poster are arousing

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : innuendos
Points : 5
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I feel really bad for the person who coined the term: "When the shit hits the fan."

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : funny
Points : 3
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I am the emporer of hyperbole.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 13
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Did you hear about the eccentric billionaire who went to a Seaside Campground and gave away $1,000,000 to every person in a tent and another 20 million to fund research into the dolphins that swim in the area?

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Did you hear about the marijuana policy at Los Angeles International Airport?

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a toilet floating around in a sea of assholes.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : CasualConversation
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a toilet floating around in a sea of assholes.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

I often feel as if I am just a single toilet floating around in a sea of assholes.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : relationships
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

It’s her birthday today and I would like to write this in her birthday card:

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : BPDlovedones
Points : 2
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 3

I'd tell you my joke about construction, but it's a work in progress.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 8
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I have a phobia of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 9
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 4

When I asked the hostess for validation, she told me that I was a good person.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 9
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

At the end of the day...

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : AntiJokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

Male pigs are boaring

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 2
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

An honest Fox news anchor is a foxymoron.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : oneliners
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

I was going to make some butter today, but it wasn't my churn.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : puns
Points : 5
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

How do you know there are two "I"s in idiot?

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

You wanna know something deep?

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : AntiJokes
Points : 6
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

When you love life, then everyday becomes a lovely day.

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : GetMotivated
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

"But what if you have someone in your house named Alexa?"

Author : webguy1975
Subreddit : overheard
Points : 17
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2