If you don’t go out on a limb, you’re not going to get any fruit.
Does an insomniac agnostic dyslexic stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
[Serious] How many pillows do you have on your bed?
[Serious] What puts you in a good mood? What to you do to get happy?
Witt Lowry - Last Letter (Official Music Video)
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day. They are absolutely gorgeous!"
What card is this? (holds it out to see better)... oh yeah.
All those “heathen” Canadians in 1932.
I used to be apprehensive about visiting Denver, but lately I'm feeling Boulder.
These three random men look like the same person.
A man walks into a bar...