Top 20 vartha Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

Anti-vaxxing is not hereditary.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

There was a blackout tonight.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

What's the difference between a slim Jew and a fat Jew?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : darkjokes
Points : 10
Published : 28 minutes ago
Comments : 2

I've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's bulimia.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 28 minutes ago
Comments : 1

How did the Corvette driver want to be buried?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 3

On the one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at SeaWorld.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 1

A narcoleptic walks into a bar and or

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 0

Let's stop joking about paraplegics.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 1

Sorry kids, you won't get your Christmas gifts in time this year.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 0

What does a slim feminist without body hair have that other feminists don't have?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 1

What's the callsign of an aircraft carrying the president of Switzerland?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 3

Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 0

I better liked food

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 1

What do you call your father after he died?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 2

My job interview as a Kamikaze pilot went pretty well today.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 0

What did Gretel say to Hansel after she had pushed the witch into the oven?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 0

I love unfunny jokes.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 1

Buying cigarettes has become quite difficult lately.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 6

I don't hate lazy people anymore.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 4

Why did Steven Hawking have to die?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 7

If you breathe too slow, you'll exhale CO.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 7

If you eat too much

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 13

Who are the fastest readers?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

I understand many men avoid female urologists because they fear the embarrassment in case they get a boner.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 2

I told my wife that I have enough of the internet now. She said "Great, so you'll not be online all day anymore, how comes?"

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

We have sympathy with people who leave unfinished work over the weekend until we learn they are surgeons.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

What do you call refugees in Germany?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

When a girl says "no", it either means that she really doesn't want you or

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

It doesn't matter what you post.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

The guy who invented the electric guitar must have had a terrible hatred for his neighbors.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 15
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

My new hairdryer is so strong.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 6

A famous comedian told me that I would make great jokes

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and the Jews?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

My wife doesn't come during sex.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Why did Jesus not directly go to heaven as he died on the cross?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Saudi-Arabia has developed teleportation technology in order to sustain their economy when oil is depleted.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 3

Did you hear about this religious conman?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 3

A fly without wings is a lie.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

Did you know that the Chinese put Viagra in the tap water to undermine democracy?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Did you hear the joke about that terrible high security prison?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

You don't joke about the London Underground at 8 am.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

There is an overseer called Miracle working on my plantation.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I called my foreman miracle.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : darkjokes
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

What's the difference between a fat Jew and a lean Jew?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : darkjokes
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

What happens when a black boy didn't steal for 270 days in a row?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : darkjokes
Points : 28
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Why are tall black people better?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : darkjokes
Points : 40
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 3

It always makes me smile when people suggest switching to the metric system.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

How do sexual assault victims greet each other?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

A celebrity died while touching herself.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

If the correct Theory of Everything was posted here, it would probably not be recognized.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Half of the fuel we use is free and in the air.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Did you hear about the joke where Jesus' cross tipped over?

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Eating pork isn't healthy.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Nobody ever talks more about dry cleaning other than taking clothes there or who might have to pay for it. What happens at the dry cleaning is an entire mystery.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1