Anti-vaxxing is not hereditary.
There was a blackout tonight.
What's the difference between a slim Jew and a fat Jew?
I've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's bulimia.
How did the Corvette driver want to be buried?
On the one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at SeaWorld.
A narcoleptic walks into a bar and or
Let's stop joking about paraplegics.
Sorry kids, you won't get your Christmas gifts in time this year.
What does a slim feminist without body hair have that other feminists don't have?
What's the callsign of an aircraft carrying the president of Switzerland?
Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur.
I better liked food
What do you call your father after he died?
My job interview as a Kamikaze pilot went pretty well today.
What did Gretel say to Hansel after she had pushed the witch into the oven?
I love unfunny jokes.
Buying cigarettes has become quite difficult lately.
I don't hate lazy people anymore.
Why did Steven Hawking have to die?
If you breathe too slow, you'll exhale CO.
If you eat too much
Who are the fastest readers?
I understand many men avoid female urologists because they fear the embarrassment in case they get a boner.
I told my wife that I have enough of the internet now. She said "Great, so you'll not be online all day anymore, how comes?"
We have sympathy with people who leave unfinished work over the weekend until we learn they are surgeons.
What do you call refugees in Germany?
When a girl says "no", it either means that she really doesn't want you or
It doesn't matter what you post.
The guy who invented the electric guitar must have had a terrible hatred for his neighbors.
My new hairdryer is so strong.
A famous comedian told me that I would make great jokes
What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and the Jews?
My wife doesn't come during sex.
Why did Jesus not directly go to heaven as he died on the cross?
Saudi-Arabia has developed teleportation technology in order to sustain their economy when oil is depleted.
Did you hear about this religious conman?
A fly without wings is a lie.
Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?
Did you know that the Chinese put Viagra in the tap water to undermine democracy?
Did you hear the joke about that terrible high security prison?
You don't joke about the London Underground at 8 am.
There is an overseer called Miracle working on my plantation.
I called my foreman miracle.
What's the difference between a fat Jew and a lean Jew?
What happens when a black boy didn't steal for 270 days in a row?
Why are tall black people better?
It always makes me smile when people suggest switching to the metric system.
How do sexual assault victims greet each other?
A celebrity died while touching herself.
If the correct Theory of Everything was posted here, it would probably not be recognized.
Half of the fuel we use is free and in the air.
Did you hear about the joke where Jesus' cross tipped over?
Eating pork isn't healthy.
Nobody ever talks more about dry cleaning other than taking clothes there or who might have to pay for it. What happens at the dry cleaning is an entire mystery.