She decided the comfiest spot on the bed was the cardboard box.
"Sorry meant CUNT"
TIL the first line in the first feature-length film with sound was, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet."
Hey r/vegan, since everyone liked our two-person cow costume, I thought you might like to see the float we made for the parade to go with our cow.
My sister and I went vegan together two and half years ago. Today we're wearing a two-person cow costume in a parade.
If I had a nickle for everytime I had sex..
SV: I was trying to learn about fat and hormones and the first page I hit was super pro plant-based eating.
Some day when we all have brain implants that we use to communicate with each other, they're going to make movies about how romantic texting is.
Flickering candles are romantic, but flickering lights are creepy.
My gorilla glue solidified in the shape of its cap.
Homemade Cinnamon Roll with Tofutti Cream Cheese Frosting
You know you're in a relationship when it takes weeks to watch the new season of your favorite show.
Burning your mouth because you can't wait for food to cool down has got to be one of the most universal human experiences.
How the Stress of Being a Full-time Student at Uni Affected One Year of Menstrual Cycles [OC]
The Pandora's box myth doesn't make any sense. She both releases the evils of the world by letting them out of the box and keeps hope for humanity by keeping it in the box. Does humanity get the things in the box or outside of the box?
When a dog is missing a leg, people think it's extra cute and lovable. When a person is missing a leg, people avoid eye contact and think it's disturbing.
You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.
Happy Troll Sunday!
Okcupid logic: fine for guys to call you a bitch, bad small talk, inappropriate.
I never assume people are lying when they text they are going to sleep but it's my go to excuse to get out of a conversation.
Seeing an overweight person running really slow is way more impressive than seeing a fit person running fast.
Reasons I Don't Skip a Netflix Intro
Creamy Sweet Potato Soup Served with Green Onion, TVP, and a Slice of Sour Dough
Painting at My Local Animal Advocacy Group Office
After all these years, I'm finally going to find out what happens when you beat the orange world.
I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
Pancakes with Banana, Strawberries, Walnuts, and Shredded Coconut
What do you do for work and what is the typical response you get when you tell people what you do?