Top 20 slimmaslam Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

"Sorry meant CUNT"

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : niceguys
Points : 10
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 4

TIL the first line in the first feature-length film with sound was, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet."

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 872
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 15

Hey r/vegan, since everyone liked our two-person cow costume, I thought you might like to see the float we made for the parade to go with our cow.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 49
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

My sister and I went vegan together two and half years ago. Today we're wearing a two-person cow costume in a parade.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 2,136
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 68

If I had a nickle for everytime I had sex..

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 299
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 15

SV: I was trying to learn about fat and hormones and the first page I hit was super pro plant-based eating.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 20
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Some day when we all have brain implants that we use to communicate with each other, they're going to make movies about how romantic texting is.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

Flickering candles are romantic, but flickering lights are creepy.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 3

My gorilla glue solidified in the shape of its cap.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : mildlyinteresting
Points : 135
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 7

Homemade Cinnamon Roll with Tofutti Cream Cheese Frosting

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 35
Published : 6 months ago
Comments : 8

You know you're in a relationship when it takes weeks to watch the new season of your favorite show.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 89
Published : 6 months ago
Comments : 11

Burning your mouth because you can't wait for food to cool down has got to be one of the most universal human experiences.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 258
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 10

How the Stress of Being a Full-time Student at Uni Affected One Year of Menstrual Cycles [OC]

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : dataisbeautiful
Points : 41
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 6

How the Stress of Being a Full-time Student at Uni Affected One Year of Menstrual Cycles [OC]

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : dataisbeautiful
Points : 43
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 2

The Pandora's box myth doesn't make any sense. She both releases the evils of the world by letting them out of the box and keeps hope for humanity by keeping it in the box. Does humanity get the things in the box or outside of the box?

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 13
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 4

When a dog is missing a leg, people think it's extra cute and lovable. When a person is missing a leg, people avoid eye contact and think it's disturbing.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 27
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 3

You always hear about the dangers of office workers sitting too much but never about children sitting for 8 hours a day at school.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,205
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 149

Happy Troll Sunday!

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : TrollXChromosomes
Points : 364
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 14

Okcupid logic: fine for guys to call you a bitch, bad small talk, inappropriate.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : TrollXChromosomes
Points : 108
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 30

I never assume people are lying when they text they are going to sleep but it's my go to excuse to get out of a conversation.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 16
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 3

Seeing an overweight person running really slow is way more impressive than seeing a fit person running fast.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 13
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 1

Reasons I Don't Skip a Netflix Intro

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : funny
Points : 182
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 12

Creamy Sweet Potato Soup Served with Green Onion, TVP, and a Slice of Sour Dough

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 9
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 0

Painting at My Local Animal Advocacy Group Office

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 34
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 1

After all these years, I'm finally going to find out what happens when you beat the orange world.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : gaming
Points : 96
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 23

I'm lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 73,071
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 2455

Pancakes with Banana, Strawberries, Walnuts, and Shredded Coconut

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 9
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 2

What do you do for work and what is the typical response you get when you tell people what you do?

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 4
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 24

How do you store or reheat leftover tofu to keep it crispy?

Author : slimmaslam
Subreddit : vegan
Points : 6
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 2