I punk rocked my gf's dog without her consent
This doggo with stumpy legs
Nothing says value like a 35,296% discount
Even Bash won't let me get to second base :(
I think I just got wrangled in to a cuckolding situation - NSFW
The onesie opener never fails
Now I understand the pain of being a woman on tinder
In Tropic Thunder, Kurt Lazarus is so committed to playing Sgt. Lincoln Osiris, that he refuses to break character when disguising himself as a Vietnamese farmer, even though he would play the farmer much better if he did break character.
[OC] - I may have a problem with LED lighting
Keanu keeps me ballin'
I take all my first dates out for cabbage and sobbing
Paid Request - Animal Mashup
Mal Malloy Megadump
8 minutes long, not a word of dialogue, but more emotion and weight than any Star Wars movie
These future predictions are starting to get very unsettling
Quadruple Dydoe - Hurt like hell, but sooo worth it! NSFW
Stainglass Reptar Attempt set to Spectrographed Illumination
Boom! Mic drop
Usain Bolt's Secret Weapon
Animal mashup Request For me and mah Girly [Paid Request]
This universe is brought to you by Bud Light
I only date women who are sponsored by Bud Light
What Being Direct Looks Like
Our 16th U.S. President: Stegraham Lincoln
Peppermint Candyman Request
Stegraham Lincoln Request
Online Dating is a Dangerous Game of Roulette
TIL that if all the water on earth were boiled off, the mantle would dry out, freezing plate tetonics and potentially causing all active volcanoes to erupt at once.
TIL there are only 12 Taco Bells in the UK
Microsoft declined my hootinanny package
Tactical Wizard Staff - Betabrand Edition
Some people have yo-yo's, poi, and juggling sticks. My flow toy is a 6-inch folding blade.
My 2 year old son found our collection of animal masks. Here is the result.
Space Gauntlets.... Just in time for Yuri's night!
Tactical Disco Wizard Staff
The Best 8 Seconds of Your Life
This is what happens when boss status is engaged.