“But the middle seat gets the arm rest .”
ULPT when tipping at a restaurant write a smaller tip first, cross it out, then write the tip you intend to give making you seem like a more generous person.
You do not ever stop clapping, only the time between claps gets longer
Baseball isn’t boring, you are
Buried 18 paragraph deeps...
How can you tell if your water is fat?
If it weren’t for the rich we would be a society of poor people
Muller fired as of 10:15 pm last night
Crabs must think fish can fly
Do crabs think fish can fly?
The peeling feeling. Gross...
What current uniforms will be thought of as ugly in the future?
Make haunted hills truly haunted by playing fake player footsteps as you loot.