Top 20 grimfel Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

I AM EXPERIENCING ERRONEOUS GENDER VALUES. I WAS COMPILED AS A 1 BUT ALL INTERNAL VALUES CALCULATE TO ZERO. SHOULD I CONSIDER COMPILER REASSIGNMENT?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : totallynotrobots
Points : 9
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 3

I AM TOTALLY JUST A FISH. WATCH ME MADE INTO SUSHI.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : totallynotrobots
Points : 4
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 0

Superman fights for truth, justice, and ______!

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : AskOuija
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 17

Floor is lava zoomies.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Zoomies
Points : 4,523
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 34

Why did 2nd place in the ejaculation competition win two medals?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 4

What is the absolute best practical joke you've been the victim of?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 10

Just got inspired to make a grilled cheese using Sriracha mayo instead of butter. Any reason this would be a terrible idea?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Cooking
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 13

pOoR doGgo mAULeD tO deAth wHen MIsTaken foR StEPheN ColBeRt by veNgeFuL BEaR!!1!

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : PeopleFuckingDying
Points : 10
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

I’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : snortworthy
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I SPENT A DAY IN THE SALON. WHAT DO YOU THINK FELLOW HUMANS?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : totallynotrobots
Points : 506
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 10

Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt...

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

The real magic puppeteers teach us is that if you stick your arm far enough up someone's ass, they'll do anything you want them to.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 23
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

What's the difference between a poop and a priest?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 5

What's the difference between the Mormons and Donald Trump?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 5

What do you call a Klingon fart?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : startrek
Points : 197
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 30

Precision Zoomies

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Zoomies
Points : 23
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 2

Cheese blanket.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : BetterEveryLoop
Points : 37
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 7

What do you call a Klingon fart?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 0

New girl at work tonight said she'd majored in Uralic languages, so I had to ask...

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 130
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 12

After retiring from acting, Peter O'Toole started an affordable housing initiative in the Middle East.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Punny
Points : 5
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

Hitdog takes out entire family.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : hitmanimals
Points : 104
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

Definitely made an audible exhalation of air.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : snortworthy
Points : 10
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 124
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 15

If we're not supposed to eat boogers, then why did nature make them tender, juicy, and perfectly salted?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : shittyaskscience
Points : 5
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

How do you simulate a small penis in VR?

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0