I AM EXPERIENCING ERRONEOUS GENDER VALUES. I WAS COMPILED AS A 1 BUT ALL INTERNAL VALUES CALCULATE TO ZERO. SHOULD I CONSIDER COMPILER REASSIGNMENT?
I AM TOTALLY JUST A FISH. WATCH ME MADE INTO SUSHI.
Superman fights for truth, justice, and ______!
Floor is lava zoomies.
Why did 2nd place in the ejaculation competition win two medals?
What is the absolute best practical joke you've been the victim of?
Just got inspired to make a grilled cheese using Sriracha mayo instead of butter. Any reason this would be a terrible idea?
pOoR doGgo mAULeD tO deAth wHen MIsTaken foR StEPheN ColBeRt by veNgeFuL BEaR!!1!
I’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana.
I SPENT A DAY IN THE SALON. WHAT DO YOU THINK FELLOW HUMANS?
Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt...
The real magic puppeteers teach us is that if you stick your arm far enough up someone's ass, they'll do anything you want them to.
What's the difference between a poop and a priest?
What's the difference between the Mormons and Donald Trump?
What do you call a Klingon fart?
New girl at work tonight said she'd majored in Uralic languages, so I had to ask...
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?
After retiring from acting, Peter O'Toole started an affordable housing initiative in the Middle East.
Hitdog takes out entire family.
Definitely made an audible exhalation of air.
A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.
If we're not supposed to eat boogers, then why did nature make them tender, juicy, and perfectly salted?
How do you simulate a small penis in VR?