Top 20 fatherjocular Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

The first letter of the letters' colors in Google's logo (brybgr), is a chart of the most-often-occurring initials in the founders' full names.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : screenshots
Points : 1
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 0

Google's logo colors appear to be from the most-occurring initials in the founders' full names.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 1

If the spinning beach ball were required to be sponsored and branded by the competitors of whatever ISP you have, loading would probably be faster.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 1

Playing a radio station on your phone seems nostalgic until you realize your phone is a radio.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 2

The population of a democracy is indirectly proportionate to the power of each person.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 1

TIL Minnesota is the only state in the contiguous USA that has always held a viable gray wolf population.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 7,360
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 329

Our planets-occupied to planets-destroyed ratio is 1:1.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 6

Everything takes some time, but time takes everything.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 0

The type of people who jump in and say they agree 110%, are the same who agree 100% now but just 10% in the future.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 3

The brain is just an organic supercomputer involuntarily implanted before birth.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 4

Boredom is just trying to look cool while keeping all options equally unstarted.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 1

A book of quotes is just a big list of reposts.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 1

Backpacks are just a big athletic supporter for books.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

Saying everybody means something surprisingly different than saying every body.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Ghost towns don't even have ghosts.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 4

Walking Dead is seen by those who are sitting alive.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

People probably have a greater aversion to a person in a trench coat than actually having to work in a trench.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

Archaeologists are just kids playing sandbox in ancient landfills.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

The skinny people of the 70s wearing bell bottoms creates an inverse visual effect of our more 'full bodied' society now wearing yoga pants and skinny jeans.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Future generations is just a euphemism for an earth full of people we will never meet and who will rightly believe us to have been quite ignorant.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Bonsai is grown up tree-climbers making trees they can now just step right over.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 2

Arguments about Lebron and Jordan would be over if GOAT stood for Greatest Of ANOTHER Time.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Help me, just realized my new girlfriend doesn't wear deodorant.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 2

Overheard Tim Cook this morning when reading Samsung news about bending screens:

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 39
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

If you go on a ride simply because there is no line, time is really your favorite ride.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 17
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

Playing an NES games from your childhood is like Grandpa grabbing a Slinky and walking it down the stairs.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

Vote and Veto are spelled dangerously similarly to be antonyms.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Designated drivers get to see the real after-party, and it is worth it.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

Musicians used to do enough live gigs to get people to want a recording. Now they make their own recordings to get people to want a live gig.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 22
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

An object's color is the only color it doesn't keep for itself.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 52
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 3

If basketball courts had a digital floor, teams could trade like "One first round pick for 12 inches shorter 3-point line against us all season."

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

A sudden uncontrollable exhale, and a sudden uncontrollable inhale, are both contagious.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

There are a lot of viruses buried with their dead victims.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

Posting in reddit on a phone without the mobile app is like a pregnancy test.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Customer service put me on hold, but there was a good orchestra playing.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

I write jokes for a living and write code for fun.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Chess is like the first war simulator.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 6

Someday sports might become showing up to take biometrics, put the data into the cloud, then the 'game' is a simulation of a game between the teams, with no need to play the game or get injured.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Didn't realize Michael Jackson was a software guy.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

When you pass someone you have a slight moment to see who they are and still turn your head before they can look to see who you are.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Having autocorrect in messages is like being the host of Wheel of Fortune with three contestants guessing at the same time.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

How do you earn one dollar from a viral email joke?

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Hyperloops are going to be just like horizontal skyscrapers in terrorists' eyes.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

If someone could time travel by one second nobody would really care, but still. It’s time travel.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Fast food makes you slow, and slow food makes you fast.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

With the onslaught of blurred backgrounds in photos now, there is a lot fewer photobombing opportunities.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

A computer's first job was an adding machine, but now computers are so plentiful and ubiquitous, most people would have to use a computer to discover and add up how many computers they own.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1

You can sleep for 20 minutes and feel amazing but lay in bed all night and wake up a zombie.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 73
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 6

Dog is man's best friend maybe, but to dogs, man is like a god mode dog.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 1

The full-body spasm that wakes you up out of a nightmare is like our body's built-in mechanism telling us that the dream is not reality, and reality is not the dream.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 15
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Why don't you need to buy new pajamas very often?

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Trail mix is pretty much just candy for people who are not on a trail or who are on their first trail.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Jail overcrowding means a person's right to be locked up has been taken away.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Babies probably think their first word means "Everyone get crazy and cry for joy."

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 1

Too Long Didn't Read is still too long to read so it's TLDR.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 17
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 4

TIL flushable wipes are flushable but not safe for sewers.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

You drop your phone way more often when it has a case.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

Headphones go over your ears but it is really awkward to say earphones so that's probably why it's called headphones.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Regarding live comedian shows: Laughter seems to be for a good joke, but applause is for when she reveals an intimate detail of her life that many members of the audience thought was only happening to them.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

ELI5: Why is it when I am extremely tired and I yawn, my hands and arms go up and are uncontrollable for about 1 second?

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : explainlikeimfive
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

There are more shades of green trees in summer than there are different colors in fall.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

A long time ago the phrase fox news would indicate news about foxes.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Sending a USPS letter with all your credentials is probably more safe than logging onto the USPS website.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Clapping is self-punishment whose volume and pain is directly related to one's appreciation of another's performance.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3

A ladder is like a fence around our plight against gravity.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

Much political news is just High School bathroom graffiti taken to a national stage.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Yesterday this guy walks up on my lawn and gives me the finger.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

I thought about stabbing my best friend with a worn down pencil.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3

If you're cute you can get away with anything, except getting away.

Author : fatherjocular
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3