Top 20 dennyitlo Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

That was my last set, I'm outta here.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Unexpected
Points : 26
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 1

A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 2

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 3

This face.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 44
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 8

Everyone claims to hate telemarketers and robo calls so how do they stay in business? What percentage of their calls yield positive results for them? Does anyone have any information on that?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : NoStupidQuestions
Points : 11
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 10

This Face

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 602
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 20

Thank you student loans, I'm so grateful for your help in getting me through college...

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

This university is arming students and faculty with hockey pucks in case of a shooting

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : news
Points : 2
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 19

This-university-is-arming-students-and-faculty-with-hockey-pucks-in-case-of-a-shooting.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : news
Points : 1
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

Did you mean "Fashion Art"?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : CrappyDesign
Points : 23
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2

No little finger, has this happened before?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : HadToHurt
Points : 21
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 4

At least there is a breeze.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : thisismylifenow
Points : 34
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 2

The affair between R.M. and Mr. Remington, June 1901

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : OldSchoolCool
Points : 1
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 2

RM and Mr. Remington June 1901

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : OldSchoolCool
Points : 0
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 0

A confused young man was in a difficult situation. He couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Even though he tried as hard as he could, he was unable to make up his mind. Not willing to give up either, he strung them along for far too long.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 40
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Wedgies suck.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Wellthatsucks
Points : 37
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Oh goody, hair extensions are on sale again.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Justfuckmyshitup
Points : 147
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 16

He just may be doing this job over again.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : funny
Points : 8
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

"Mommy I want to do it myself."

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 18
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 5

It's easy to play the piano.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 92
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3

I'm excellent at video games.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : thecatdimension
Points : 66
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

My email account got hacked again.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 85
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 6

On our honeymoon my new wife told me I was an awful lover.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

"splain me Lucy.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : pics
Points : 3
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

“A friend of mine developed a strange addiction and drinks brake fluid.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 127
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 9

Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 618
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 17

You don't see this everyday.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : videos
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

“My wife looked at me and said, "you weren't even listening were you?"

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,731
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 40

A cat wearing his Halloween crow costume.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : pics
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

I come from a family of failed magicians.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 38
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 5

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day every month, same place, month after month...

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 74
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 9

I see people doing burnouts in their cars on TV all the time. The rear tires smoke and disintegrate. Why doesn't the car move?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : NoStupidQuestions
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

It's been raining for 3 days without stopping. My wife is in depression, she is standing and looking through the window.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 67
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

You've come a long way Baby.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : aviation
Points : 2
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

A truck full of Viagra has been hijacked.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 519
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 20

Maybe they're senior citizen squirrels.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : funny
Points : 218
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 10

Life Before the Computer

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 9

But will you live long enough?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : funny
Points : 23
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

If only the window were a little bit bigger I could bust outta this trap.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 15
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 0

Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 275
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 16

Tire pressure gauge?, I don't need no stinking tire pressure gauge. WCGW?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Whatcouldgowrong
Points : 6
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

This face.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 65
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 7

Tell me you don't want to "gob-smack" this douche and I'll say you're lyin'.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 65
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 6

I'll just ignore the sign that says "No vehicles over 39 feet allowed". What could go wrong. I had this posted on r/instantregret but the fucking mods removed it because it showed no regret. I think the driver would beg to differ.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Whatcouldgowrong
Points : 7
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

That sign that said "No vehicles over 39 feet allowed" surely doesn't apply to me.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : instant_regret
Points : 1,166
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 75