Top 20 dennyitlo Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

I'll just ignore the sign that says "No vehicles over 39 feet allowed". What could go wrong. I had this posted on r/instantregret but the fucking mods removed it because it showed no regret. I think the driver would beg to differ.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Whatcouldgowrong
Points : 9
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 1

That sign that said "No vehicles over 39 feet allowed" surely doesn't apply to me.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : instant_regret
Points : 1,160
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 76

We brought up some boxes to hold donation items and when we turned around they were filled already. P.S. We didn't donate this stuff.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 101
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 7

Back in the 90's we bought a "catnip video" for our "girls." They would make themselves comfortable and watch intently. Initially they would try to run behind the TV to catch the birds flying away.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : TuxedoCats
Points : 51
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 0

If this isn't a spoof, I picked the wrong law firm for my divorce.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : funny
Points : 501
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 15

Cottage cheese container.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : trashy
Points : 9
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 5

I'm always careful to tie down my load.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : WTF
Points : 24
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 5

I'm really not sure you could call him lazy.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : WhyWereTheyFilming
Points : 4
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 7

A beautiful sea creature.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Unexpected
Points : 3
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 0

I was really fooled by this video. Unexpected in the truest sense of the word.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Unexpected
Points : 1
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

The mullet is back?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : FuckMyShitUp
Points : 19
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 6

The regret was instant, but not unexpected.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : instant_regret
Points : 339
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 24

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Punny
Points : 1
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

A kittens first trip into the dimension.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : thecatdimension
Points : 37
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3

Kitty Shuffleboard

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : cats
Points : 15
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 2

A belly rub would go great with this blep.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Blep
Points : 53
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 1

What happens when you ride your Harley on the highway without a helmet.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : FuckMyShitUp
Points : 17
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 0

I'll just go irritate this pony, "What could go wrong."

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Whatcouldgowrong
Points : 25
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 17

I warned you once, now stay away.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 27
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 4

Don't blame the hairdresser, her friend in the trailer park did the deed.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : FuckMyShitUp
Points : 170
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 11

I suppose it could be worse.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : trashy
Points : 133
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 25

Why Did Karl Marx Dislike Earl Grey Tea?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 5

NSFW Learn how to do the "Chicken Dance."

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Unexpected
Points : 49
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 14

Help! Do I post this here or on r/stuffoncats, or r/catsinsinks, or r/tuckedinkitties, or r/tuxedocats ?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : cats
Points : 11
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

More proof that cats are far classier than dogs. (Turn on sound)

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : cats
Points : 24
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

Hold my catnip while I teach this rude mutt a lesson. (Turn on sound)

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : holdmycatnip
Points : 1,231
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 42

I'm getting tired of being viewed as a sex object.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

He hit the bulls eye on the first try.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 59
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 10

Bulls eye, on the first try.

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3

My robotic vac cleans floors for an hour then always stops this close to the charging station and displays a "my battery is low, please charge me" message. Come on, you can't move another 18 inches? P.S. Batteries are new.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : mildlyinfuriating
Points : 36
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3

My little indoor helicopter scares my cat every time he see it.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : StartledCats
Points : 95
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 7

A man rushes into the emergency room with 10 plastic horses up his rectum.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,085
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 58

Just Because.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 14
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1

The work of French tattoo artist Eliot Kohec.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : ATBGE
Points : 1
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

A small time warp at a car show.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : pics
Points : 54
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 6

What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

This gold plated twat.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : hittableFaces
Points : 0
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 2

Have you ever met your doppelganger? How did you feel and did you interact with them to find other similarities?

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 5
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 3

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles...

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 1

This is a heavy load, think I'll put a few extra pounds of air in my trailer tires.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Instantregret
Points : 84
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 14

I swear that every time I squeeze the throttle on my weed whacker it says,"Varoom, Varoom."

Author : dennyitlo
Points : 11
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 6

I swear that every time I squeeze the throttle on my weed whacker it says,"Varoom, Varoom."

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : mildlyinteresting
Points : 1
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 1

The amazing art of John Pugh

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : interestingasfuck
Points : 13
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 0

The amazing art of John Pugh

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Art
Points : 1
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 1

Get ready, set, go!...................or not.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Unexpected
Points : 33
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 7

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 1

Sometimes it takes a little effort.

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : thecatdimension
Points : 1
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 0

Now you don't see this everyday. I-93 N Manchester, NH

Author : dennyitlo
Subreddit : pics
Points : 31
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 6