I bought a new thesaurus today.
Did you hear about the law court fetishist?
Fukunaga to direct Bond 25
Bernard Hopkins: Serving time with my brother’s murderer
My doctor told me to distance myself from drugs.
Pizzolatto's treatment document for season 1
I once worked in a paper factory.
I had a ploughman's lunch yesterday.
I met my wife in a nightclub.
Before I go on any long journeys, I always put some salt and pepper on my head.
Doctor: I'm afraid you're suffering from Auto Correct Syndrome
I have the attention span of a goldfish.
Customer: 'Have you got that new book about small penises?'
Did you hear about the guy who masturbated at the newsstand?
I had a deaf girlfriend once, she left me for a guy who was also deaf.