Douche Bonnet: 10/10 would be pissed if someone called me this.
Been dreaming of scoring a Pendleton blanket since my big sister found one at a thrift store two years ago! Yesterday was my day...and she’s beauty! So Thankful!
Anxiety is just believing conspiracy theories about yourself
I would love to always have that self reflective confidence that I have when I wake at 3am and I know with complete and utter certainty that the thing that’s wrong with me is that I’m wearing socks
May I introduce you to ms. furpants ...who appears to have passed out while enjoying a book
Those tides look scary
Starbucks within a mile of me VS marijuana shops within one mile of me. When the “bake” is easier than “wake”!
My neighbor’s little slice of heaven
My daughter’s love; Just what I wanted.
Have fun getting in
Finally...a pretty and effective way to organize my pencils. Can’t wait to color!
Ground turkey chili that my children will eat! Going to serve it with cornbread.
This adorable cricket in a public bathroom enjoys watching folks wee
Now it’s a real truck
10/10 recommend this driving school. Very "trial and error"
Well you'd tell me if I'd gone too far, I assume
When did the grocery store become so beautiful?
Spotted in Tel Aviv
Shave ice or shaved ice?
When your sibling is about to open the same present you just opened but you already know it's a flaming bag of poop
I painted it as a protest to the development going on next door and hung it on the side of my house. Now I'm scared of it.
When the universe is thinking of an answer to your questions. 💭
They say that freedom isn't free but if you can make it to Seaside OR you can get it on clearance