Top 20 alwaysanemergency Highest Rated Reddit Posts of All Time

TIFU by training my cat to jump in the hammock with me and a year later, getting my thighs shredded by the same cat.

Subreddit : tifu
Points : 191
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 13

What lesser known shows should tv buffs binge immediately?

Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 6
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 55

I'm a high school teacher who makes "I'm a Winner" signs for students (and sometimes friends) who need a permanent reminder that they are exceptionally brave or intelligent. They get to pick the design. I give you my rendition of Heather's pet rats riding a tandem bicycle.

Subreddit : pics
Points : 16
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 5

LPT: If someone tags you in an unflattering pic where you are laughing genuinely, leave it be. Your friends and family think you are beautiful/handsome when you are happy.

Subreddit : LifeProTips
Points : 37
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 11

Grandma (1942) ran flight simulators for pilots in the Air Force during WWII and met my grandpa, a young pilot who was looking for a lady who was, "more intelligent than I was. She just happened to be a looker too."

Subreddit : OldSchoolCool
Points : 300
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 21

My dad celebrating my brother's first birthday. (1971)

Subreddit : OldSchoolCool
Points : 18
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 0

My kid got a new bear toy that I keep mistaking for poop on the carpet.

Subreddit : funny
Points : 10
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 3

Did you name your child or pet after a tv show or movie character? Which character and why?

Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 6
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 26

This little guy shared the patio with me for my morning coffee.

Subreddit : pics
Points : 12
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 4
Subreddit : baldmove
Points : 9
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 2

Stinker got a perfect score on my AP Stats test.

Subreddit : funny
Points : 18
Published : 5 months ago
Comments : 0

Back to the basics.

Subreddit : gaming
Points : 17
Published : 5 months ago
Comments : 0

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 3

Wearing two sweatshirts and accidentally zipped them together.

Subreddit : mildlyinteresting
Points : 198
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 29

What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want it?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 1

Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 2

I've never felt my self worth as a teacher was measured by my salary, until now.

Subreddit : education
Points : 215
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 103

[WP] You find a key tied to the back of a toilet in an old, once fancy hotel. After trying it everywhere you can think of, you decide to try to sell it on EBay for $20. It sells immediately. Two months later, the buyer contacts you. He knows what the key opens.

Subreddit : WritingPrompts
Points : 34
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 5

One reason I have a cat is so that when I hear creepy sounds in my house at night, I can just say to myself, "That's just the cat," and ignore them.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 916
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 38

TIL that they used to kill carrier pigeons by tying one to a stool with a rope and letting it freak out trying to fly. The other pigeons would come, thinking it found food, and would be shot. That's the origin of the phrase, "stool pigeon."

Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 131
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 16

What movie, tv series, or book that you loved as a child still holds up now that you are an adult?

Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 3
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 12

LPT: To avoid the fake, cheesy smile on young kids when you try to take their picture, ask them to tell you a joke while you take it, but tell them that they should absolutely not laugh while telling it. Beautiful pictures every time of glee.

Subreddit : LifeProTips
Points : 28,188
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 976

Three teenage boys are walking in the woods and they come across an abandoned well.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 1