I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son"
It really annoys me when Americans act like they cracked the secret of Nazi codes when they took the Enigma machine off U-751.
I just bought a vacuum cleaner from Wal-Mart.
The doctor said to me, "You need to stop masturbating".
An Englishman meets a Dutchman at a business conference.