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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Author : theukmoody
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 46,029
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 28106

What is a clean joke that always gets a laugh?

Author : MezChick
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 15,774
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 3777

Joke I heard from a 99 year old Holocaust survivor

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 50,222
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 1868

What is the best anti-joke you've heard?

Author : mrmard
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 30,362
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 6753

My six year old nephew just told me this joke... Why does a a duck have feathers?

Author : AArthurComic
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 42,477
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 459

4 years ago today, I shared the worst joke I ever created. Here it is again for those that missed it.

Author : Propane13
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 41,736
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1056

What is the best Donald Trump joke you've heard?

Author : Uvcan
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29,802
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1756

What is the best joke you've made that flew over everyone and you want some Goddamn recognition for?

Author : sixesand7s
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 26,481
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 8749

What joke do you tell when someone asks you to "tell a joke"?

Author : PowerTrip29
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 40,941
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 11415

What is your go-to never-fail joke?

Author : Globymike
Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 55,422
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 13812

Ocasio-Cortez rips Fox News for cracking 'jokes' about her finances: It shows what they really think of working-class people

Author : EnigmaTrain
Subreddit : politics
Points : 36,689
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 4386

Guy at Blizzcon asking if their announcement is an April Fools Joke.

Author : jtdusk
Subreddit : videos
Points : 75,141
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 4224

I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.

Subreddit : funny
Points : 61,923
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 847

There was a attempt to steal a joke

Author : hunterdude3
Subreddit : therewasanattempt
Points : 58,830
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 686

What long-con April Fool's joke can someone start now for optimal effectiveness 5 months from now?

Subreddit : AskReddit
Points : 9,963
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 2663

Dad confronts employee who made a joke about his 12 year old buying pads

Author : lllllong
Subreddit : PublicFreakout
Points : 14,651
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2912

I met a homeless guy on the pier at Venice Beach today. He was telling jokes for donations. I gave him $20 to tell me his three best. I was not disappointed nor will you.

Author : goodlyearth
Subreddit : funny
Points : 44,466
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 911

TIL for a long while, in Christianity, Satan was not feared. He was more 'comic relief' and the butt of jokes. It was the increased belief in Witchcraft which eventually caused Satan to be feared.

Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 49,797
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 2123

Trump can’t take a joke, so next year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner won’t have any

Author : SplodeyDope
Subreddit : politics
Points : 8,141
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 680

When you only have one joke in the series and you nail it

Subreddit : PandR
Points : 27,561
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 365

TIL a mobile Diablo game was an actual April Fool's joke four years ago

Author : ccricers
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 19,874
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 844

Doctor’s office got jokes... but seriously, vaccinate #Nursing

Author : Ruby_Radiant
Subreddit : funny
Points : 33,161
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 1122

TIL the Mayans created scenes very similar to today's modern comics, including speech bubbles, stink lines and naughty jokes. In one scene, a cheeky rabbit (dubbed the "Mayan Bugs Bunny") tells an old man to "smell your sweat, wizard penis."

Author : manticor225
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 51,868
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1398

people seemed to love my chem professor’s james bond joke, this is on a whole other level

Author : nlorin
Subreddit : FellowKids
Points : 29,236
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 425

The Fallout 76 PC Beta Was a Joke (Impressions)

Author : niknarcotic
Subreddit : Games
Points : 6,424
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 2563

My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable

Subreddit : funny
Points : 56,371
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 617

Conan O'Brien puts all his jokes they turn down for his show onto Twitter.

Subreddit : suicidebywords
Points : 30,765
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 302

Save your jokes for somwhere else!

Author : Robycu
Subreddit : instant_regret
Points : 25,018
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 691

Stealing Jokes From Reddit

Subreddit : quityourbullshit
Points : 22,888
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 259

Jesus Christ I hope it's a joke

Author : altamarcem
Subreddit : sadcringe
Points : 6,432
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 388

Packers player on Montgomery’s return: "They took him out for a play and he slammed his helmet and threw a fit. Then (before the kickoff) they told him to take a knee, and he ran it out anyway. You know what that was? That was him saying, 'I'm gonna do me.' It's a f----- joke.”

Author : africanelmo
Subreddit : nfl
Points : 6,939
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 1527

Never forget that Felix made a channel as a joke, it got a over million subs and then he deleted it like it was nothing

Points : 25,915
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 193

This is why you don't use tinder for jokes.

Subreddit : Tinder
Points : 45,150
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1116

We don’t have those jokes in Venezuela

Author : JohnnyBurnner
Subreddit : Tinder
Points : 25,438
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 493

Putting lit fireworks in a homeless man's pocket as a "joke"

Subreddit : trashy
Points : 17,309
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 464

Never Forget When Pewds Bought This Car As A Joke Just To Troll YouTubers Who Flex With Their Fancy Cars And Post It On YouTube

Author : Zayn434
Points : 10,280
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 201

Really EA ? This is a joke right? Cost me a controller -.-

Author : mannmers
Subreddit : FIFA
Points : 2,575
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 347

Gay jokes done right :)

Author : OMGitscarl
Subreddit : lgbt
Points : 23,968
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 533

Ocasio-Cortez rips Fox News for cracking 'jokes' about her finances: It shows what they really think of working-class people

Author : EnigmaTrain
Subreddit : socialism
Points : 5,897
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 455

Dad confronts employee who made a joke about his 12 year old buying pads

Subreddit : rage
Points : 4,948
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 748

The internet is a goldmine of dick jokes

Author : _RedScarf
Subreddit : ComedyCemetery
Points : 10,230
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 245

Blue Collar Joke

Author : tifuforreal
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24,801
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 312

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is 'Cracking Jokes' After Breaking Ribs, Nephew Says

Author : CavePrisoner
Subreddit : politics
Points : 7,435
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 371

Bad Joke

Author : shogun1107
Subreddit : ComedyCemetery
Points : 12,009
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 186

[WP] Everytime you think of a funny joke, this girl in your class always laughs, you chalk it up to coincidence but you think to yourself, "If you can read my mind, slap the table three times" the the girl looks over at you, stares right into your eyes, and slowly slaps the table three times.

Author : Ballinluigi
Subreddit : WritingPrompts
Points : 14,695
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 599

[2006] April Fools Joke from blizzard, stating GCD was added for all spells and abilities.

Author : Ataraxyan
Subreddit : wow
Points : 14,053
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1187

I wanna make a joke...

Subreddit : creepyPMs
Points : 8,863
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 180

Is this an out-of-season April's Fool joke?

Author : DwarfShammy
Subreddit : videos
Points : 4,839
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 679

Conor McGregor Official on Instagram: “Is that a tracksuit or a sauna suit Floyd haha wtf. is it hot in Tokyo or what’s the story here? that climate change is no joke fuck me…”

Author : CormacD123
Subreddit : MMA
Points : 2,239
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 768

My kid made up a Force Awakens knock-knock joke, and it's actually not horrible

Author : 1329Prescott
Subreddit : StarWars
Points : 14,201
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 204

Am I a joke to you? M

Author : LTSuckme
Subreddit : memes
Points : 11,795
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 121

Joke or not, pointing a gun at your own child is really fucked up

Author : duyc37
Subreddit : trashy
Points : 15,836
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 621

TIL that in Bude, UK there is an elongated tunnel providing rain shelter for customers to the local superstore (Sainsbury's). As a running joke, it has received numerous 5 star reviews and it's the #3 top thing to do in Bude, leading to some underwhelmed tourists

Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 30,368
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 365

Dad telling one of his jokes

Author : AceXCV
Subreddit : videos
Points : 3,450
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 195

This elected representative in Congress totally didn't just joke about nuking Americans who refuse to give up their guns

Author : darthhayek
Subreddit : Conservative
Points : 1,446
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 351

I thought this was a joke post...it isn't. Fell, busted head, BUY MY MAKEUP!!!

Author : dubbitoad
Subreddit : antiMLM
Points : 5,598
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 337

Ocasio-Cortez rips Fox News for cracking 'jokes' about her finances - It shows what they really think of working-class people - Henry said “She had these multithousand-dollar outfits that could pay a month’s rent in Washington D.C.” - Can we demand to see her tax returns?

Author : asiatrails
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 5,123
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 281

I could see how this could be taken out of context...

Author : curlyisraeli
Subreddit : funny
Points : 148,861
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 2392

Am I a joke to you?

Author : Dako_01
Subreddit : dankmemes
Points : 12,122
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 83

Can't make no yo mama jokes

Author : Alisonscott-3
Subreddit : WhitePeopleTwitter
Points : 8,810
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 106

No jokes, only Humvees ‘Murica

Author : woodword61
Subreddit : iamverybadass
Points : 12,840
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 610

TIL Krusty the Clown was originally Homer Simpson in disguise - with the joke being that Bart hated Homer but loved Krusty

Author : debaser11
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 20,946
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 621

You wanna hear a funny joke?!

Author : KilluminatiAJ
Subreddit : Blackops4
Points : 1,736
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 351

This is so sad. That wasn't a joke :(

Author : 2170680
Subreddit : DeepFriedMemes
Points : 10,787
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 145

TIFU by making a joke and losing the right to see my daughter

Author : KatzDeli
Subreddit : tifu
Points : 45,645
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 2573

WOW!!! Hillary(total failure)Clinton openly jokes about about how all black people look alike, and laughs about it. If a Republican did this they would have a complete fucking meltdown.

Author : chrisfndavid
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 7,003
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 456

Forget the censorship. Here's a list of problems that make a "global" version a joke.

Author : FarmhouseFan
Subreddit : Rainbow6
Points : 2,056
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 343

Michelle Obama mocks Trump, jokes that Sasha should run in 2020: ‘Everybody’s qualified’

Author : singularfate
Subreddit : politics
Points : 3,175
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 224

Am I a joke to you?

Author : Reportre
Subreddit : funny
Points : 21,040
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 99

Joke theif gets caught

Subreddit : JusticeServed
Points : 5,355
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 132

Are France jokes still relevant?

Author : FizardWizard
Subreddit : memes
Points : 6,197
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 140

George Lopez Charged with Battery ... After Trump Joke Triggers Hooters Fight

Author : jdrch
Subreddit : entertainment
Points : 2,051
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 320

Trump should consider adopting this style!

Author : flashgreer
Subreddit : pics
Points : 54,895
Published : 5 days ago
Comments : 3604

Mira sexually propositions a 10 year old as a "joke"

Author : c0nical
Subreddit : LivestreamFail
Points : 4,728
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 494

Hopefully nobody made this joke yet

Points : 22,123
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 181

Top quality jokes from a comedian when somebody leaves and returns during his show

Subreddit : videos
Points : 11,414
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 367

The Fallout 76 PC Beta Was a Joke (Impressions) - Skill Up

Author : Naesi
Subreddit : pcgaming
Points : 1,676
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 606

Is... there... supposed to be a joke here?

Author : stellarfem
Subreddit : 4PanelCringe
Points : 9,695
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 168

In a prison, two inmates are comparing notes (old Soviet joke)

Author : Banetrolls
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 21,245
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 355

[WP] Your parents always had peculiar behavior, collected bizarre objects and shared a wealth of “inside jokes.” When they died, they left everything to you. In cleaning out their house, you discover clothes and currency spanning several centuries. And a small, ornate orb... with a note.

Author : bolverkin
Subreddit : WritingPrompts
Points : 6,282
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 99

Blizzard should announce Diablo 4 for PC as their 2019 April Fools' joke

Author : SgtBrutalisk
Subreddit : Diablo
Points : 2,424
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 179

Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw responds to SNL's joke about the eye he lost in combat, says it was in poor taste but our culture would benefit from not demanding apologies every time someone offends

Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 5,734
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 215

[Joke] “If you have 6 chairs and 10 kids to seat, what do you do?”

Author : Annoelle
Subreddit : DnD
Points : 1,693
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 183

THIS IS BULLSHIT! I don’t want to hear one more lib talk about gerrymandering or rigged elections after this JOKE OF A MIDTERM ELECTION. MANY MAGA VOTES SILENCED BEHIND SHADY TACTICS AND ILLEGAL VOTING! #VOTERIDNOW

Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 3,290
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 141

Rape jokes are super tasteful

Author : WriterBoi28
Subreddit : ComedyCemetery
Points : 11,020
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 1053

The spawns in this game are still a joke(PROOF)

Author : dopedota
Subreddit : Blackops4
Points : 1,299
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 179

Haven’t heard this joke since middle school

Author : Willyammers
Subreddit : ComedyCemetery
Points : 19,504
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 197

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 54,924
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 3685

My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

Author : filiprogic
Subreddit : dadjokes
Points : 11,487
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 230

What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Author : kevalosaur
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,912
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 111

Weapon Telemetry is a Joke.

Author : hjenx
Subreddit : DestinyTheGame
Points : 1,868
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 128

Paid DM services are a joke.

Author : electricdwarf
Subreddit : dndnext
Points : 1,428
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 653

TIL a couple invited Queen Elizabeth to their wedding as a joke and she actually showed up

Author : chart7
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 74,345
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 1323

TIL in 2015 Sobe beverages in the US apologised for a joke that backfired. Some customers started voicing their concern after finding "Help me, Trapped in SoBe factory" under the lids of some of their bottles. Turns out the cry for help was intentionally put there by the company as a marketing ploy.

Author : DonutDitz
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 3,315
Published : 6 days ago
Comments : 120

Is this a fucking joke? Over 100 dollars.

Subreddit : Blackops4
Points : 940
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 583

Blunt force trauma to the back of the hair style

Author : Atheizm
Subreddit : MurderedByWords
Points : 62,076
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 1941

I recently moved from South London to Gloucestershire and always made jokes that it was like living in the village from Hot Fuzz. Today the road outside Tesco closed because a swan had escaped...

Subreddit : CasualUK
Points : 5,869
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 279