LPT: Not sure if you're a gay man? Casually rub your penis up against both male and female coworkers during the day and immediately document the blood flow to your penis by measuring its girth. Graph the data and share your findings on r/dataisbeautiful.
Four years ago, I fell in love with someone from this sub. Three years ago, I discovered he was already married. Today, I'm telling the story via insanely neurotic graphs of all his lies. (x-post dataisbeautiful)