Bud Light sends a medieval town crier to local Minnesota microbrewery to read off a cease and desist order from a scroll for their use of trademarked “Dilly dilly”. Oh, and also gives them two Super Bowl tickets to lube up their immediate compliance.
Done properly, with plenty of lube and care taken, it can be beautiful, enjoyable, and yes magical, for owner and pet alike. It's ridiculous that the government are trying to regulate this.
This just rolled OUT of the shop. After trying to up-sell me every component possible on a simple oil change, and then charging me more than quoted, and refusing to honor a coupon, I come home to discover this. Am I allowed to say this is from Jiffy Lube? Am I an idiot for using Jiffy Lube?