TIL 1.5 yrs after Norm Macdonald was fired from Saturday Night Live, he was asked back to host. In his opening monologue he asked "How did I go from not being funny enough, to being so funny I'm hosting the damn show? Then it occured to me. I haven't gotten funnier - the show has gotten really bad."
Our dog died. Neighbours kid made us a card. She Was embarrassed by it. So she scratched her name out and wrote her moms name instead. Was so funny that it actually cheered me up. His name was Ollie.
TIL Heath Ledger created a character diary for the Joker. It included stills from A Clockwork Orange, photos of hyenas, unhinged clown makeup and the word "chaos" highlighted in green. It also contained things the Joker would find funny like AIDS, landmines, and geniuses suffering brain damage.
Alex Jones Calls Charlottesville Violence a False Flag | Fuck this scumbag. It's not funny anymore. I'm tired of the meme bullshit and all the excuses of "Hehe, he's so silly". He's a cunt and nothing else.
Your next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, everybody: "this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about, and trying to send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana."
Sherman on Carroll: "His philosophy is more built for college... we had kind of heard all his stories, every funny anecdote that he had. And honestly because he just recycles them. And they're cool stories, they're great for team chemistry and building... But we had literally heard them all."
TIL of Dick Trickle, the NASCAR driver ESPN anchors Keith Olberman and Dan Patrick would always be sure to announce the results for because they thought his name was funny. Trickle had a hole drilled in his helmet so he could smoke cigarettes during races, and won rookie of the year at 48 years old
I msged Dankquan on snapchat and he said Ice hasn't invited him yet. Dankquan is waiting for the invite. Upvote so Ice can see. Dank was the only person who came out without hate from the last trip and should be the only one repeating tbqh. Funny as fuck too
TIL that President Carter once told a joke during a speech to a Japanese audience which caused the audience to erupt in laughter. Impressed, he asked how the interpreter managed to get such a laugh. The interpreter admitted that he had said, “President Carter told a funny story. Everyone must laugh”