Alex Jones Calls Charlottesville Violence a False Flag | Fuck this scumbag. It's not funny anymore. I'm tired of the meme bullshit and all the excuses of "Hehe, he's so silly". He's a cunt and nothing else.
Your next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, everybody: "this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about, and trying to send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana."
Chuck:" Dan D'Antoni is offensive genius. He turns Steve Nash in to a good player to a hall of famer." Kenny: "And a MVP". Ernie: "Twice over". Chuck: " C'mon Shaq let go". Funny moment in the end of the video.
I'm Han Solo. I ran spice and other contraband for a criminal who kept sex slaves and who liked to feed people to his pet rancor for fun. Anywho, after I helped destroy the DS-1 Battle Station (mostly b/c it was bad for business), the rebellion made me a 'General.' Life is funny sometimes.
A funny thing about hipsters is that some don't realize they are hipsters, and those hipsters often make fun of other hipsters for being hipsters. This gives me constant paranoia that I too may be a hipster.
TIL that President Carter once told a joke during a speech to a Japanese audience which caused the audience to erupt in laughter. Impressed, he asked how the interpreter managed to get such a laugh. The interpreter admitted that he had said, “President Carter told a funny story. Everyone must laugh”
LeBron talks about how difficult it was to sneak into clubs as an NBA rookie because everyone knew his real age. Asked about having a fake ID: "Nah, I ain't never had one of those. I wish. Who was I gonna be? Shit. Use my dad's card? Ha! Funny."
Former 49ers RB Craig on HOF snub: "It's kind of funny all these other guys went in before me when I kind of changed the game... For me, being the first to do the 1000-1000 and being an all-purpose kind of running back, I see a lot of guys today, and I'm like, 'Wow, man, that's what I used to do.'"