See also: birth control implants. Like sure for the first two years it’s great b/c condoms are hard to come by in the apocalypse, but then your risk of ectopic pregnancy increases until you die, or worse, have to go through childbirth without pain medication
I work with “dog people” who are obsessed with telling me (over and over again) that cats are evil, manipulative, and incapable of love. I feel so sorry for those who never have (or will) know the love of a cat
I was about to have sex with this guy when the moment came I needed to ask him to put on a condom. Usually, this question is followed with "Condoms? Aren't you on Birth Control?!" Which is FUCKING annoying. To my surprised this safe, sexy, mustached man was already putting one on. CHEERS LADIES!
MRW my boyfriend noticed a milky substance on my side of the condom got concerned that something was wrong with me. It was only the lube mixed with my discharge. I guess he's never seen what my thongs look like during some parts of the month.