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I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

Author : thewargingned
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 28,005
Published : 4 weeks ago
Comments : 503

My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal.

Author : vessel_rider
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 59,580
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 831

If aliens are monitoring our media and 98% of the internet is porn...They're not giving us anal probes; they're just trying to speak the language.

Author : grimfel
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 73,921
Published : 6 months ago
Comments : 905

In Kingsman: The Secret Service, the princess offers Eggsy "to do it in the bum" if he saves the world. After he returns, the code to unlock her door is 2625 which spells ANAL on a numberpad.

Author : jymb0c
Subreddit : MovieDetails
Points : 34,768
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 1353

French police say 'anal rape' of suspect with officer's truncheon was an accident

Author : Tuesg
Subreddit : news
Points : 25,703
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 3437

There's a woman in my town waving to cars as she holds a sign that says "Anal Sex"

Author : friendofmany
Subreddit : WTF
Points : 4,291
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 400

Anal Girl

Author : curse_words
Subreddit : funny
Points : 37,573
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 1258

Kenya Just Banned A Humiliating And Painful Exam For Men Suspected Of Being Gay: Forced anal exams are still carried out in several countries despite being considered a degrading form of torture and having no medical merit.

Author : maxwellhill
Subreddit : worldnews
Points : 8,522
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 442

MR the next day after my wife stuck her finger in my anal cavity during sex

Subreddit : reactiongifs
Points : 17,884
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 487

My girlfriend says she’ll only do anal if I shove a dildo up my own ass first. Thoughts?

Subreddit : sex
Points : 1,609
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 655

DE your profanity filter is fucking terrible and a waste of time. It's anal about toilet humor but it completely fails to trap things that would actually niggle someone.

Author : Perkinz
Subreddit : Warframe
Points : 1,171
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 365

Australian victims of faulty pelvic mesh implants have expressed disgust at doctors’ suggestions of anal intercourse as a solution to their ruined sex lives. The devices, manufactured by pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson, caused chronic and debilitating pain, including during intercourse.

Subreddit : worldnews
Points : 10,291
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 920

Bungee jumping but instead of bungee chord you've got 75m of anal beads in you and you have to clench to stop

Author : Sedge__
Subreddit : CrazyIdeas
Points : 5,162
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 203

Why is it that most men seem to expect anal sex, but the majority of them have no idea how to safely do this?

Author : Throw9617
Subreddit : sex
Points : 718
Published : 3 days ago
Comments : 226

How to perform anal sex

Author : Agured
Subreddit : disneyvacation
Points : 5,628
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 89

Anal C*nt guitarist Josh Martin dies from escalator fall at 45

Subreddit : Music
Points : 1,006
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 211

Bombardier Beetles Squirt Boiling Anal Chemicals to Make Frogs Vomit

Author : Cheshix
Subreddit : educationalgifs
Points : 4,471
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 148

Jessica Drake anal sex video

Author : frenzy3
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 6,100
Published : 6 months ago
Comments : 404

hi dad, I'm about to participate in an anal gangbang with 3 people I just met, hope you're proud of me

Subreddit : Ice_Poseidon
Points : 1,013
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 173

For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.

Author : RickSlimes
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35,771
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 937

UPDATE [Question][Advice] I [23f] have mixed feelings about anal [23m]

Subreddit : sex
Points : 1,350
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 128

Boyfriend tried to do anal on me while I was almost blacked out drunk

Author : djangotito98
Points : 284
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 248

Saying "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat chicken and fish" is like saying "I'm a virgin, but I have anal sex."

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 11,439
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 1773

Bill Nye new Netflix show had a lovely beautiful little song telling your young children that they'll enjoy having anal sex amongst other great things. If you still have Netflix then you support pedophilia because you're financing them.. GET THE FUCK OFF OF NETFLIX.. COÑO!!!!!

Author : TheCUCKeteer
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 5,945
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 870

Men that had anal sex with men and women, do men's and women's anal cavities have any different sensation?

Author : 10Dante4
Subreddit : TooAfraidToAsk
Points : 859
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 176

Egypt "hunting down" gays, conducting forced anal exams

Author : maxwellhill
Subreddit : worldnews
Points : 3,698
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 598

Using an anal plug for the first time caused the strongest ejaculation of my life.

Subreddit : sex
Points : 1,639
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 129

I (F20) finally did anal last night with my boyfriend (M21) of 4 years...on molly...and it felt fucking sensational.

Author : mango3011
Subreddit : sex
Points : 2,192
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 239

I had anal sex for the first time today, without lube. And it felt... Awesome?!

Subreddit : sex
Points : 2,008
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 249

Anon tries anal

Subreddit : greentext
Points : 2,553
Published : 4 days ago
Comments : 61

My brother recently bought a house from a gay man, he's excited that his new shower has a foot cleaner....little does he know it's an anal douche rod.

Author : ketchuppacket
Subreddit : funny
Points : 16,513
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 1996

Ontario PC Leadership Candidate: School Children Are Too Distracted By ‘Anal Sex’ To Focus On Math

Author : LinuxF4n
Subreddit : canada
Points : 565
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 444

My wife says that if this gets 1000 upvotes then she'll try anal.

Subreddit : AntiJokes
Points : 8,060
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 223

Anal reminded me of why I love my boyfriend [crosspost from /r/offmychest]

Subreddit : sex
Points : 3,144
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 131

My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal.

Author : fyibro
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19,127
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 624

MRW she said she was willing to try anal because my dick looked like it wouldn't hurt

Author : BigJ76
Subreddit : HighQualityGifs
Points : 12,397
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 499

Art is anal cheese.

Author : UckFoff
Subreddit : funny
Points : 11,710
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 143

First "accident" during anal

Subreddit : sex
Points : 571
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 105

Kenya May End Forced Anal Exams of Suspected Gays

Author : corleone21
Subreddit : worldnews
Points : 10,120
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 947

"I'm a housewife but I don't cook, no vaginal sex ever, and no anal sex until we've been dating for a few years."

Author : kevin32
Subreddit : ChoosingBeggars
Points : 1,854
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 302

What kind of man pressures you into anal sex then sighs with disappointment when you use the safe word?

Subreddit : TwoXChromosomes
Points : 3,041
Published : 10 months ago
Comments : 436

Parents Say No Graphic Curriculum. Parents are demanding to know why their children, as young as five years old, are being taught how to have anal and oral sex, masturbate one another, comparison shop for condoms and question their gender. (Cough, cough, grooming, cough)

Author : bobadobalina
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 2,157
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 96

If a girl you dated told you she prefers anal to vaginal sex, how would you react and think of it?

Subreddit : AskMen
Points : 212
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 226

I don’t like the term anal bleaching...

Author : kflave249
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4,228
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 74

Kenya upholds use of anal exam to determine sexual orientation

Author : danlemes
Subreddit : nottheonion
Points : 5,481
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 812

If this post gets 20K upvotes, I will stick a picture of Hawkeye up my anal cavity

Subreddit : marvelstudios
Points : 2,740
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 58

Do guys actually mis-aim sometimes and hit the butthole or is that just a cover up for an attempt at anal gone wrong?

Author : remington_420
Subreddit : sex
Points : 452
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 176

Yesterday, I posted how my daughter only talked with me for 5 minutes because of her anal MP. Today she asked me to get on Google Hangouts. We chatted for over an hour.

Subreddit : exmormon
Points : 346
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 100

FWB 'dumped' me after I explained that he cannot switch from ass to vag. Is this a normal thing for guys to want to do? [anal/health]

Subreddit : sex
Points : 2,102
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 495

TIL 16 year olds in Canada cannot consent to anal sex unless they are married. Regular sex is OK.

Author : MasterofPubes
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 9,350
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 682

Watch out when buying The Jewellers Touch from someone aptly named BLACK_ANAL_DESTROYER. He's replacing it with The Golden Touch. (26 Chaos down, riperoni bois.)

Subreddit : pathofexile
Points : 120
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 108

Got rejected for anal sex and I feel like a slut for asking him?

Subreddit : sex
Points : 404
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 122

My fwb called me a gorilla to his guy friends, and bragged about having anal sex with me.

Author : Rasfhhh
Subreddit : TwoXChromosomes
Points : 2,561
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 1343

MRW I realize that, thanks to autocorrect, instead of asking about my friend's experience with Airbnb I instead asked about her experience with anal.

Author : cletus1986
Subreddit : reactiongifs
Points : 11,115
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 174

TIL the FDA has never approved any condom for anal sex, despite recommending their use

Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 7,869
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 517

To All You Doms Out There With Boyfriends Who Don’t Like Anal

Author : HeIsMyWorld
Subreddit : lgbt
Points : 1,087
Published : 4 months ago
Comments : 126

When your cellmate promises not to force anal on you if you clean up

Author : andymilonakis
Subreddit : Ice_Poseidon
Points : 910
Published : 2 days ago
Comments : 31

TIL that the last part of your anal region—your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth and that’s why spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in.

Author : STABxWEST
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 1,780
Published : 5 months ago
Comments : 107

A woman walks in on her husband performing anal sex on his secretary. The wife screams, "You can't do this to me!" The husband says...

Author : Jaydice55
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6,354
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 235

On the real: if you're a straight guy and you're into anal I think you're half a fag.

Points : 158
Published : 2 weeks ago
Comments : 80

Discussing anal sex with my GF

Author : ominoustoad
Subreddit : AdviceAnimals
Points : 2,218
Published : 4 years ago
Comments : 1819

Your mom's anal beads are here

Author : GallowBoob
Subreddit : pics
Points : 19,691
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 429

Amy Schumer Took Katie Couric's Phone, Texted Her Husband "Anal Tonight"

Author : Beeslo
Subreddit : funny
Points : 5,240
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 749

When my wife says we can try anal if I put on the Superman suit. (X-post r/analogygifs)

Author : k4rm4tt4ck
Subreddit : shittyreactiongifs
Points : 24,000
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 131

HSBC - the most anal retentive bank around?

Author : WhiskeyNights
Subreddit : UKPersonalFinance
Points : 171
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 116

Woman billed after vaginal, anal exams in El Paso drug search

Subreddit : news
Points : 3,231
Published : 4 years ago
Comments : 1582

Folks, I know this has been said before, but it bears repeating: some homosexual men do not desire anal sex at all and never have.

Author : Eumemicist
Subreddit : askgaybros
Points : 310
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 132

Ah yes. Nothing says "girls night" like sitting in awkward silence and sipping drug store chardonnay while your "friend" displays all the different dildos and anal beads she sells!

Subreddit : antiMLM
Points : 514
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 52

Pegging + anal play (giving) with my boyfriend is seriously the sexiest and most intimate thing i've ever experienced

Subreddit : sex
Points : 245
Published : 3 weeks ago
Comments : 64

MRW I try anal for the first time

Subreddit : reactiongifs
Points : 3,685
Published : 8 months ago
Comments : 115

It's not the first time New Mexico police officers have sent someone off to a hospital for invasive anal exams due to minor traffic violations, only to find nothing.

Author : He11razor
Subreddit : news
Points : 3,333
Published : 4 years ago
Comments : 1185

Young anon leaves an anal surprise

Author : g00ds
Subreddit : 4chan
Points : 8,812
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 261

After 2 years I can finally actually enjoy anal!

Author : Anilxe
Subreddit : sex
Points : 2,355
Published : 9 months ago
Comments : 158

When GEOTUS ‘s heart goes out to someone, he sends them cash out of his own pocket. When Borat Obama stepped in his own shit, he sent $1.7 BILLION of OUR cash money on pallets to Iran. The entire USA should have a #metoo after all the dry anal we took from Barry.

Author : mightybooshh
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 4,446
Published : 6 months ago
Comments : 56

That's some anal retentive decorating there... raiders getting on their Feng Shui

Author : SupraDork
Subreddit : fo4
Points : 804
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 50

If you vote Ken Cuccinelli for Virginia governor, he’ll keep your children safe from sexual predators by making all oral and anal sex—between everyone, even married couples—a felony that carries a sentence of a year in prison

Author : Zaylyn
Subreddit : politics
Points : 3,204
Published : 4 years ago
Comments : 1087

This guy uses anal rape to brag about his apparently large penis.

Author : gtogtrippy
Points : 2,278
Published : 5 months ago
Comments : 69

/r/confessions user admits to having anal for the first time with a friend in exchange for his not voting for Trump.

Subreddit : Drama
Points : 202
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 78

Teaching kids to hate Trump and how to have Anal sex - Teen Vogue Magazine is pure trash!

Author : Necrovoter
Subreddit : The_Donald
Points : 3,853
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 124

Anal sex doesn't "preserve" your virginity, it's sex

Subreddit : unpopularopinion
Points : 93
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 58

What is an alternative term for anal bleaching?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 685
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 40

Over thinking unprotected anal sex?

Author : HelenWoolf
Subreddit : sex
Points : 125
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 72

TIL In 2013 a genetic test of fish in restaurants and supermarkets showed 84% of Sushi restaurants in the US mislabeled and replaced tuna with Escolar, a fish known to cause prolonged, uncontrollable oily anal leakage

Author : doubleydoo
Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 2,772
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 318

MRW my gf says she wants to try anal.

Author : HallucinoJER
Subreddit : reactiongifs
Points : 9,959
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 393

Guy explains why he likes anal

Subreddit : bestof
Points : 1,130
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 124

I would have snuck these out of the party I was at but my anal cavity isn't taut or malleable enough

Author : jcaesar22
Subreddit : rickandmorty
Points : 11,537
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 151

MRW a girl says she's willing to try anal because my dick looks like it wouldn't hurt

Author : Roland1232
Subreddit : reactiongifs
Points : 11,447
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 369

TIFU by teaching my co-worker anal.

Author : shellehbelleh
Subreddit : tifu
Points : 5,313
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 508

Figured out a quick way to get relaxed enough for anal last night!

Subreddit : sex
Points : 1,771
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 88

Michigan senate passes bill punishing anal sex with 15 years prison

Author : Yuktobania
Subreddit : news
Points : 1,980
Published : 2 years ago
Comments : 565

TIL that the first successful anal fistula surgery was performed on Louis XIV in 1686. Anal fistulas then became highly fashionable among his royal court, with people lining up to undergo the procedure whether they needed it or not, or placing bandages on their bums to pretend that they did.

Subreddit : todayilearned
Points : 4,069
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 211

On November 7, 2016 I had anal for the first time with a friend so he wouldnt vote for Trump

Author : antitrumpanal
Subreddit : confessions
Points : 117
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 72

[Watersports] Wife asked me to pee in her during anal. Is this safe? I don't want to hurt her.

Author : Trash788
Subreddit : sex
Points : 961
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 280

New subreddit promoting same-sex activity w/o anal: check it out

Subreddit : Drama
Points : 64
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 89

MRW I want to have gay sex but I don't know about anal

Author : Dear_Occupant
Subreddit : shittyreactiongifs
Points : 6,262
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 208

ELI5: What is the source behind Christianity's hate of sodomy/anal sex?

Author : kfijatass
Subreddit : explainlikeimfive
Points : 42
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 121

Woman on the street waving to cars with a sign that says "anal sex"

Author : squidward_boi
Subreddit : trashy
Points : 330
Published : 1 month ago
Comments : 39

With hubby and kids out of town, it's the perfect time for Sarah to break out her crate full of anal beads

Author : zixr
Subreddit : wheredidthesodago
Points : 2,084
Published : 2 months ago
Comments : 27

Floating Anal Beads Trick

Author : lajl
Subreddit : gifs
Points : 7,823
Published : 3 years ago
Comments : 325