Common Fuck-Ups Megathread - November 19, 2018
[STRAWPOLL] Fuck Up of the Week: November 11 - 17
TIFU by turning in the instructions to build a bomb as a science fair project.
TIFU by almost killing myself with food.
TIFU by randomly deciding to go see the new Fantastic Beasts movie which resulted in me nearly assassinating myself
TIFU by playing Indiana Jones! But Search and Rescue "saved" me!
TIFU by macing my future SIL’s bridal party.
TIFU by breaking the Shotgun rule...
TIFU by sleeping at work and fracturing my foot.
TIFU by flooding my lab with green water
TIFU by making near every possible mistake while trying to clean my PC, possibly damaging it.
TIFU by Reading too much about Strokes
TIFU by not reading the details about my prescription.
TIFU by clogging my ear with compressed air
TIFU By breaking a brittle pipe in the wall
TIFU by nearly taking my eye out with a garden tool while assembling a trampoline
TIFU: By losing my power cord in the closet.
TIFU by screwing up a simple Ebay transaction
TIFU by spilling old car oil all over shop floor
TIFU by flooding the laundry room [long]
TIFU and had a cup of chamomile and bbq tea
TIFU by shredding my sunstrip on my car
TIFU by playing tag while holding a baby
Tifu by getting my dog high as a kite
TIFU with concert tickets for Ben Howard
TIFU by not knowing my own home address.
TIFU by sleeping on my charging phone
TIFU by almost killing myself with chlorine gas.
TIFU by not beeping the horn early enough so people knew where I was.
TIFU by making my wife's mother think I'm the worst kind of pervert.
TIFU by calling my girlfriend a thot
TIFU by starting a widespread solvent abuse problem in my school
TIFU by trying to be resourceful and enhance my masturbation with items from around my house (NSFW)
TIFU by lying to my mom
TIFU By taking a girl home from the club
TIFU by destroying ours of work
TIFU by driving in a snowstorm to buy a snow brush for my car...
TIFU by realising that TIFU by not trying hard enough
TIFU By trying to reenact a meme and pulling my lower back
TIFU by going home with a girl after clubbing and ending up at the ER
TIFU by eating some crazy hot sauce and going unconscious in my workplace's bathroom
TIFU by falling asleep in the shower
Tifu by making my girlfriend tell me what she got me for Xmas
TIFU by cleaning my cum with a sock, having to watch my mother and my cat play with it after
TIFU by trying to lose my virginity (nsfw)
TIFU by declining free pest control
TIFU by calling an ambulance
TIFU by not keeping my electronics clean
TIFU by smoking peppermint tea
TIFU by trying to outrun a snowstorm
TIFU by straining my thigh
TIFU giving myself head and throwing out my back
TIFU riding a shopping cart.
TIFU by thinking I could bypass taking the GREs for my PhD by doing my Masters internationally.
TIFU by smoking two straights (as a non-smoker) in one break at college
TIFU by dislocating my knee
TIFU by ordering surprise delivery
TIFU by trying to flush a pair of socks in a toilet at work.
TIFU by convincing my girlfriend that I preferred her friend
TIFU by running for the bus.
TIFU by blindly following my GPS in rural Arizona
TIFU by donating blood and then giving a speech
TIFU - Snipe Hunting in the Grand Canyon
Tifu by flashing my clam to a room full of people
TIFU by gassing my apartment
TIFU by throwing away a winning scratch card
TIFU and hit the bridge of my nose with an ice bucket...
TIFU by enabling sticky keys!
TIFU by ruining my boss' macbook in a job I had just started.
TIFU by refusing to use the toilet in a cinema.
TIFU By inviting a girls dad on a date with us...
TIFU and lost a job by laughing too hard
TIFU by not checking my insurance policy closely enough
TIFU I got drunk, ate a can of condensed cream of mushroom soup using just two fingers, sliced my finger open and bled all over the kitchen.
TIFU by snorting Dove Spray Deodorant (Cool Essentials)
TIFU By nearly running over my co-worker who was trying to do me a favor.
Common Fuck-Ups Megathread (nsfw) - November 17, 2018
TIFU by changing my car's oil on my own.
TIFU by trying to compete with a man 30 years old than me
TIFU Because I binged on adult beverages despite pancreatitis
TIFU by lying to my parents about getting my college degree
TIFU by wasting time and money through baking cookies
TIFU by taking my gun apart
TIFU by booking flight tickets for the correct date, but the wrong month
TIFU by demonstrating a safety hazard.
TIFU by sending my father a picture of kermit in response to my grandmother's memorial
TIFU by leaving toilet paper in the bathtub
TIFU by surprising my gf at work
TIFU by saving a dog from being hit by a car
TIFU by being an idiot in a car
TIFU by painting my body orange and black for a Kanye West concert
TIFU By Pouring my Drink on a Dude on my Bus.
TIFU by almost burning down my apartment while making popcorn
TIFU by trying to be a safe employee.
TIFU By not re-submitting my application for student aid, and ending up as a homeless felon.
TIFU by signing a rental agreement through an ad on Craigslist
TIFU by trying to show off and ended up ripping cartilage from my ribs
TIFU by allowing my child to play in a safe play area
TIFU by sending my W-9 to 900 people at the apartment complex where I work
TIFU by walking barefoot in the rain on pavement for an hour to get to school, which was cancelled.
Tifu by plugging in a laptop to my works network
TIFU by taking my dog to the vet for a ruptured ear drum