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Mods are dead

Author : JSh1elds
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 857
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 66

if being trans โ€œisnโ€™t a phaseโ€ then how come my child is normal now that I beat them a bunch?

Author : SpiderNinja79
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 133
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 7

Gru is 14 feet tall and can move at 200 meters per second.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1,398
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 58

[Serious] Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??

Author : TheCowrus
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3,733
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 92

YouTube Are Removing Dislikes from Rewind

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 12,475
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 464

๐Ÿต๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ

Author : CaptainAkura
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 228
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 14

You've Been Gnomed! But the way it sounds

Author : EddTRedditor
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 84
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

YouTube Rewind put through an emoji pasta translator

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 15
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

you read that wrong haha

Author : Plazmashock
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 13
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

It Snowed Last Night....

Author : CloudEscolar
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 48
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 10

shut up or i killing you in the fortnite

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 13
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

I made a scientific discovery

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

wait, wait, wait....

Author : Fdswesdf
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 26
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

Koala are terrible animals

Author : kaam00s
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 11
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

Help I'm failing all my classes and I'm 20k in DEBt can we get a yeet?

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 5
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

My cat died like if you agree

Author : chasms99
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 315
Published : 16 hours ago
Comments : 11

Sans undertale is hot

Author : VectorTheCroc
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Mods are asleep, post literal copypastas

Author : nerdman01
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 16
Published : 5 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Whom'st'd've, but expanded.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 14
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

They're meat.

Author : cubicthreads
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

Backyardigans lore

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Girlfriend cooked the bean

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 42
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

Thats fucking basketball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men show bare ass, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball Naismith fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 5
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

๐“€๐“‚ธ

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 11
Published : 28 minutes ago
Comments : 2

Looking for savory woman to marry

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Llamas.

Author : 0odlesofjam
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

/r/smashbros

Author : Minish170
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

I found GameStops's secret.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 5
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

Gym advice

Author : 1egoman
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

i wrote this myself kill me xdddd

Author : ElvisThePug
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 45
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 4

Sprite Cranberry

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A sith legend for you

Author : Zayatan
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

real messages from an angry stupid ebay seller

Author : tasisbasbas
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

Dream dream dream

Author : Eggerinokek
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A fucking Travesty on Porn Hub Has Occurred and No One Has Noticed!!!

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Hit the Quan

Author : cornflakez69
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

final mouse sucks

Author : LyHe
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Sex with Katara

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 112
Published : 15 hours ago
Comments : 14

Flow Free

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

I smell like beef

Author : UStoleMyBike
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

Do midgets eat as much as real people?

Author : Buckphoy
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 12
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

The entire Youtube Rewind 2018 script

Author : jogge502
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 54
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 10

Definition of Ligma

Author : jellykidz
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 42
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 6

just a little tip for you guys

Author : Angry_Octopi
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 32
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 1

Eminem's mother is actually pasta

Author : fanoftheories
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 6
Published : 46 minutes ago
Comments : 3

I have done it.

Author : TheMinerSays
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Hit or miss?

Author : giornoVJ
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

STUART LITTLE RAPED ME

Author : ImmediateWait
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 21
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

whomstโ€™dโ€™ve

Author : OysterWagon
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

"Hit or miss but verbose" but google translated through Mongolian French Japanese Greek Arabic German Hebrew and Hawaiian

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

*ungodly beeping*

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 8
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

Backyardigans Lore

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 8
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

Wikipedia REALLY needs your help.

Author : Fire_______
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 10
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

You know what

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

Save Papa Johnโ€™s

Author : ChadsBro
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

I can orgasm with my mind

Author : lil_thuania
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 15
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

So guys...

Author : Colemichael16
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Please, if you weren't taken by the beans, remember us.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

Y'know I'm straight but...

Author : Lagarto_Azul
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 3
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

Flintstone vitamins were my brotherโ€™s gateway drug

Author : jackslapppp
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

Just to let you guys know

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Just thought I'd leave this here...

Author : gegeguibord
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

I gotta tell you, being a weeb ain't half bad.

Author : mrenathr
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Hamburgers...

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 4

Mwewwy chwistmas~

Author : naice_shep1
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Fallen Kingdom

Author : xX_Spoofer_Xx
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Hit or Miss (1945)

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 20
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 2

Navy Seals Copypasta put through an Emoji Translator

Author : b0x_fort
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

I'm a proud communist

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Gnomish Prankings

Author : dirtyben2010
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Alright, guys. Jokes over. It's not funny anymore. I'm beaten, I'm tired, and my own wife won't even look at me. Pichu mains... please stop

Author : sonictt1
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Original Copypasta

Author : agentbond47
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Shut the fuck up

Author : mauryaatluri
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

A whole ass band

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

How can a man be this fucking hot omg my pants are sliding off I can't control my arms I just want to pump Colgate into my penis hole ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 4

Hey this is doug's cousin

Author : Gunpall
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Someone talk Renekton and master Yi don't affair Rammus, I show them wrong.

Author : gumercindo26
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

My girlfriend found my stash of Elmo toys and merchandise, and now she wants to break up.

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 25
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 2

I once chased a would-be Vespa thief down the street in my underpants and purple crocs armed with a meat cleaver and a ladle as they were the only things I could grab on my way through the kitchen. Good times.

Author : bettazg28
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

I can smile and frown at the same time.

Author : 0odlesofjam
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

bottom text

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Sweaty balls

Author : Leonard118
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Navy Seals Pasta but translated back and forth between English and Igbo a few times

Author : Poansore
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

playing with your food (oc)

Author : ethovoid
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 42
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 4
Author : frnkiero_
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Youtube Rewind 2018, Thesaurized

Author : drewberry1738
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 4
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

iโ€™m shaking and crying

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2
Author : ch4r0
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

I just walked in on my Wife (18M) having sex with my sister (92F) whilst watching Shrek(22M) 2.

Author : CaptainAkura
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

How to use 'whom' in any sentence

Author : Morganthium
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 11
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 1

I hate sonic

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 11
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 2

Google review for a Chinese restaurant

Author : AzurasTsar
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

All in all, I wish I was a Serb

Author : TangoJager
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

my mom caught me masturbating (found this gem on discord)

Author : That_Cat_Nova
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 6
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

"Hit or miss but verbose" but it has been thesuarized u/ThesaurizeThisBot

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Iโ€™m gay

Author : thecowisbig
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 0
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

DO NOT EVER FALL FOR AN EGIRL

Author : romhaja
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

My girlfriend (24F) cooked all the beans (21M)

Author : niofalpha
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 4
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

The most disliked copypasta on r/copypasta

Author : PR3DA7oR
Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 2
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

I declare to reddit

Subreddit : copypasta
Points : 1
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1