[Serious] Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??
Thats fucking basketball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men show bare ass, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball Naismith fuck it chuck it game time shit.
I once chased a would-be Vespa thief down the street in my underpants and purple crocs armed with a meat cleaver and a ladle as they were the only things I could grab on my way through the kitchen. Good times.