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Points : 4,908
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 282

The sentence "Don't objectify women" has "women" as the object of the sentence.

Author : Stormfly
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 28,279
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 822

Paranoid-schizophrenics named “Siri” or “Alexa” have had it really rough these past few years.

Author : RedditMayne
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,499
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 90

Jackie Chan has showed us that at the end of the day, it’s the bloopers that’s most memorable

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4,048
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 138

One day Google will probably become obsolete, and telling people to 'Google it' will just be one of those things old people say.

Author : Zloo123
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,036
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 114

The 'wash your hands' in braille must be pretty nasty

Author : BiggiePhats
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Points : 2,184
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 38

Running would sound a lot different if our butt cracks were horizontal

Author : Jason0h11
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Points : 2,879
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 96

We squint at the sun because it's bright, we squint at people because they are not.

Author : mtrash
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Points : 59
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

This year’s Halloween is just going to be a national Fortnite convention

Author : mrmcMcGhee
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Points : 63
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 10

Wandering is just wondering with your legs

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Points : 1,146
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 14

Maybe antisocial people are so honest about their feelings on anonymous sites like this, because these days, it’s socially acceptable to be fake in real life.

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Points : 52
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

We’re gonna sound really old when we tell our grandkids that we’re older than the internet.

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Points : 269
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 18

When having to go 20 mph in a school zone, you spend more time making sure you're not speeding then actually looking out for kids.

Author : isomojo
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Points : 12,899
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 366

The new measuring app released on iOS 12 will revolutionize the way dick pics are sent.

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Points : 46
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

Wile. E. Coyote was the biggest fanboy ever. No matter how many times the products failed to help him catch Road Runner, he kept throwing money at Acme

Author : World_So_Code
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 564
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 35

We're used to live in a world where one could become famous. We now live in a world where one can become famous, lose the fame in a day, and not be allowed to become famous again.

Author : fredpokia
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 49
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

Wikipedia has an article on uncontacted peoples: isolated tribes who are unaware of wider civilisation. Maybe Earth is listed as an uncontacted planet by some intergalactic civilisation

Author : cameron_n95
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Points : 98
Published : 46 minutes ago
Comments : 6

Movies rarely demonstrate how to actually use a fire extinguisher and instead indicate that it's better to use it to knock people out.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 29
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Upvoting your own new post is the equivalent of a street performer putting money in his/her own tip jar just to get the party started.

Author : devnodegree
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Points : 27
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 6

Watering water makes it grow

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,655
Published : 15 hours ago
Comments : 57

Cats weren't domesticated, they just moved in with us by their own terms. They hang out with us because they want to. A cat allowing you - a far, far bigger apex predator - handle her kittens despite of every instinct to protect them is a genuine sign of true love and trust.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 27
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 7

So many kids play The Floor Is Lava that it must be encoded in our genes as a volcano survival mechanism.

Author : Troppin
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Points : 88
Published : 46 minutes ago
Comments : 20

There are dogs out there that can understand a language that you can't

Author : ass3m
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Points : 54
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

Funny how tipping 20% at a restaurant seems like a lot, but saving 20% at clothes stores seems next to nothing

Author : ArthurBGraham
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Points : 50
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 10

We pay a lot of money to people who entertain us and less for the people who feed us

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Points : 29
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

Polaroid cameras have probably seen some of the most depraved, sexually charged and/or gory things ever put to film.

Author : RockabillyOx
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Points : 58
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

Rain drops in the air are just the opposite of air bubbles in water

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 69
Published : 15 minutes ago
Comments : 2

The difference between a quarter of an hour and a third of an hour is only five minutes.

Author : Wolfamelon
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Points : 48
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

Seeing how dirty glasses get in a day, it's a miracle all non-glasses-wearers aren't blind from all the dirt that get in their eyes

Author : mbosman29
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Points : 4,536
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 155

Every baby born today and afterwards has a reasonably good chance of seeing the 22nd century.

Author : victor_knight
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Points : 73
Published : 40 minutes ago
Comments : 10

Superman probably has to bite his fingernails. Clippers probably don’t quite cut it

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Points : 21
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 9

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. How ironic.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3,013
Published : 19 hours ago
Comments : 91

Considering the fact that atoms are 99.9999999% empty space, the universe is working at 0.0000001% efficiency in terms of space utilisation

Author : sodium_hater
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4,714
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 231

The decrease in number of stamp collectors is great news for stamp collectors

Author : vermjoc
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Points : 43
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

The modern equivalent of dying with a clear conscience is dying with a clear internet history.

Author : jpoag
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 49
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

The reason the ghosts and monsters usually attacked shaggy and scooby first and more often was because they usually met the gang already and would have known that they are the easiest ones to scare.

Author : Hopefo
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 382
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 12

You can pet a pet, kid a kid, and plant a plant

Author : YesMattRiley
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 125
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 24

If you pet your pet rock enough, it'll erode and you'll be alone again.

Author : DzMotAbdul
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8,647
Published : 23 hours ago
Comments : 142

Essays sound more professional with an 'On' before the title. 'The multiplication of numbers' becomes 'On the multiplication of numbers'.

Author : phantom_knive
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 42
Published : 55 minutes ago
Comments : 2

No amount of strength can come close to the strength of a high person opening food packaging.

Author : aaron2933
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 24
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

The flat-Earth community must feel very validated with the mention of the upside-down in Stranger Things.

Author : dukenheim
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Points : 19
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Uber drivers are funding the research that will eventually make them redundant

Author : Bajakar
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Points : 30
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

Chickens can double-jump in real life.

Author : roadblock07
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Points : 42
Published : 25 minutes ago
Comments : 1

Often times your bed is most uncomfortable when you're trying to get to sleep. And it's the most comfortable when it's time to wake up.

Author : Magnolia47
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 22
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 8

If you are “healthier” than someone , that’s just fancy talk for “ dying slower”.

Author : J1bbs
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Points : 12
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

The awwwwwnes factor for animals is linked to how well the animal mimics human behavior.

Author : bravobracus
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Points : 34
Published : 54 minutes ago
Comments : 11

We say things "catch fire", but if you're covered in flames, it's more likely that fire caught you.

Author : FoxKeegan
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Points : 17
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Your tinnitus could actually be the sound of you flatlining in a hospital bed while this moment you're currently experiencing is your life flashing before your eyes and you'd never know.

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Points : 43
Published : 6 minutes ago
Comments : 12

It’s amazing what you can find to eat in your house when you’re broke and hungry.

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Points : 16
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

Everyone has their head in the clouds whenever it is foggy outside.

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Points : 22
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

You wake up, still a child, and everything was just a dream

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 6

If a person lives in London - he is a londoner, but if he lives in Hamburg - he is a hamburger

Author : RuseFox
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Points : 11
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

In the future when everyone is driving electric cars, car explosions in movies will be even more unrealistic.

Author : intent85
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 251
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 14

You dress for a job interview as though you don’t need the job

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 46
Published : 31 minutes ago
Comments : 5

Happiness is inversely proportional to time spent on devices not because devices make you unhappy but because you don‘t need your devices when you‘re happy.

Author : bensen5
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

Nothing says "you're getting old" like your childhood console getting resold as a "classic"

Author : -CrestiaBell
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

People who come out wearing pajamas are either really depressed or living their life to the fullest.

Author : DankShower
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 15
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

When you’ve got a cold, there’s probably one exact thing or person you shouldn’t have touched, tasted or smelled, but you’ll never know what it was.

Author : AMBrills
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 38
Published : 4 minutes ago
Comments : 5

The world needs Hookers but like platonic-they show up and hug you and kiss your forehead and rub your back until you fall asleep while making soothing, clucking sounds of concern. Frores. Frienstitutes.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 176
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 41

It's interesting how so many people keep all the tools needed to break into their own home in an unlocked building in their backyard.

Author : Jumajuce
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Points : 21
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 7

Pennies are only used to avoid getting more pennies.

Author : skydiverbrent
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Points : 1,063
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 60

No one is more obsessed with Apple than those who hate Apple.

Author : dull_define
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Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 7

In Scooby-Doo, nobody ever questions why there is a talking dog. In the original cartoon, there are no other talking animals. It's just Scooby, and NOBODY EVER seems fazed by that.

Author : jpeezey
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 171
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 18

Since your inside voice doesn't need to breathe you can scream endlessly inside your mind

Author : TheXGamers
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Points : 22
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 13

Being a celebrity is like having social anxiety, except everyone actually is looking at you and judging you.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

Out of all possible infections diseases, we're so lucky that the one that mutates too quickly to vaccinate against is the common cold -- and not measles, mumps, polio, smallpox, or meningitis.

Author : Skylord_a52
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 11
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

You can joke about any subject except the Queen, because the Queen is not a subject.

Author : _Redlights
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Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

If you tried to stop a rain of arrows with a burst of fire or ice like people do in movies and comics you would just end up witb a rain of slightly off course and deformed, but red hot and singing arrows, which sounds more painful and possible deadly.

Author : GenuineSteak
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 24
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

For most kids spinning around is the first contact with the sensation of getting high.

Author : nerodidntdoit
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Points : 23
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

Power lines are just highways to squirrels

Author : WaddlesJr
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

If Peter Parker used the excuse that he was Spider-Man when he was late to work, no one would believe him.

Author : AgentBronson
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 4

Passing out is the body's version of turning off and on again.

Author : SammyJFleisch
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Who the hell takes a marker pen into the toilets in the first place.

Author : LordHowitzer
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 22
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

The save icon is still a floppy disk even though its never used today

Author : Kyber989
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Points : 11
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 7

If you say you’re always right you’re objectively wrong.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

We will never know the beginning or end of infinity, yet we somehow we know that 0 is the exact center of it

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 160
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 33

There is a limited supply of people who are older than you

Author : B_A_R_C_L_A_Y
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Coughing is the vomitting of the lungs

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 14
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

On a cloudy day, there is millions of pounds of water suspended, floating above your head...

Author : _imhigh_
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 6

Pie is a real time pie chart of how much pie is left

Author : iev6
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

We are lucky because out of all the bodily functions that could be contagious we got yawning.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 4,327
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 124

The wheel must have seemed so obvious when it was first invented.

Author : iwasomni
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 14
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

Websites have a thumbs-up button for liking things and a thumbs-down button for disliking things, but no one has middle finger button for reporting things.

Author : array_of_dots
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 13
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

Security systems are like night lights for adults.

Author : Jeffreyed
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 11
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

Deaf people must really like gifs

Author : MoffKalast
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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

No one really knows how fast they are until they’re getting chased by a murderer.

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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

Whoever decided getting shat on by a bird was lucky must have lived a very unlucky life

Author : skankhunt_32
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

You never realize how long 2 minutes is until you try to brush your teeth for that amount of time.

Author : kalive7
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Points : 86
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

There are many famous people who were involved in war (J.R.R. Tolkien, John McCain, etc.). The world lost many would-be famous people because they were killed in war.

Author : mushlsd
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 6

If the people who want to touch elbows instead of shaking hands and the people who want everyone to cough into their elbows both got their way we would have the same problem

Author : ict125
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Points : 13
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

Wanting a pony for a present was probably a lot more reasonable when the mode of transportation was horses

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Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Buy an Apple a year keep your money away

Author : Le_Radin
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

The only two members of a family that aren't blood-related are those who make it.

Author : sweetz55
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Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

Many areas of study that used to be highly valuable such as Art and Philosophy are now seen as “joke” majors.

Author : AncientSugar
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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

People who say “Learn English” to foreigners cheated their way through Spanish 1.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

The most colourful men's fashion is sports kit

Author : whosdatboi
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

Every time you step on dirt, you pack it more tightly down, basically making the Earth that much smaller

Author : wheathan212
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Points : 28
Published : 24 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Back in the day Granny's house smelled like rubbing alcohol and balms, today it smells like CBD oils and pot

Author : SFinTX
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Real justice can only happen when the perpetrator shows remorse. If our punishment doesn’t induce remorse then it’s not justice.

Author : Stazalicious
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Points : 20
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 27

Chefs are actually food scientists on the field.

Author : coffeexoxo
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Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

When 2 dogs keep claiming each others territory there quite literally having a pissing contest.

Author : broji19
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3