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Points : 2,879
Published : 3 months ago
Comments : 171

The titanic movie is like someone making a romance movie about 9/11 in a hundred years

Author : sebn_
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 54,525
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1857

The first guy that tested a parachute must have been scared as fuck.

Author : xbyte
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Points : 1,040
Published : 14 minutes ago
Comments : 63

Guinness World Records turned out to be a much smaller part of adulthood than what you thought as a kid

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3,842
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 83

If 99% people find you unattractive then 75,000,000 on Earth people still find you attractive

Author : Oriachim
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Points : 44,877
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 1465

Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.

Author : Antonis244
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 50,848
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 511

When someone copies another person they are asked "would you jump off a bridge if they did that?" But they are only saying that because other people say that.

Author : crankyl
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 246
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 16

Hawaii is the only state making more land.

Author : kevan0317
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Points : 138
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 14

When you think about it... Dads don't make dad jokes because they're punny or embarrassing. They make them because 5yo you would find them hilarious.

Author : justinheyhi
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 770
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 21

Minty is like the cold version of spicy

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Points : 114
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

If Apple claims that the odds of a random person other than you unlocking your phone with Face ID is "1 in 1,000,000", then there are approximately 7,462 people who could theoretically unlock your phone. Thanks apple.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,029
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 68

Blowing a seal can get you fired from your job as a mechanic or a zookeeper.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,938
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 52

Dog lifespan is correlated with their size. Projecting this correlation, Clifford the big red dog would have only lived about 45 minutes.

Author : jkeplerad
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 573
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 28

Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 80
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

Surely if the early bird catches the worm, then the early worm gets eaten

Author : Boxxerino
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 351
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 28

Being left high and dry sounds a lot more appealing than being left low and moist

Author : chipsnchops
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 214
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 15

It would be neat as hell if there was a website that could tell you if anyone else is following the exact same subs you follow

Author : TuftsOfHair
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Points : 203
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 16

We judge other people by their actions but judge ourselves by our intentions.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,097
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 62

The human body can only handle so much sleep deprivation before it shuts down. It would be nice if it also had an emotional pain threshold; so that once a human has met the threshold, the body would simply start over and relieve that individual of his/her pain.

Author : irmahgerrd
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 71
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 21

It’s possible that you could be a prodigy at some activity you’ve never tried before.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 53
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

In 50 years, instead of playing Bingo and Chess in retirement homes, we’ll be playing video games.

Author : Siblimeapple
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 63
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 16

It's weird that balls are associated with being tough when they're one of the most pain sensitive parts of the body.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 395
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 33

If you peel 10,000 bananas and throw them into an empty swimming pool, it will look like a giant bowl of rice from the sky.

Author : RibenaKid
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 50
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 12

Condom companies are killing their future customers

Author : Str8UpCactus
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 45
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

The weirdest thing about being a baby is that occasionally people just walk over, pick you up and sniff your ass

Author : KRambo86
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 285
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 7

Thanks to all those people who died finding if something was safe or not in the wild.

Author : Spicenerd
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 40
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

Your entire life you're told to watch out for lasers cause they'll ruin your eyes, then you learn that laser eye surgery is the only way to fix them.

Author : ABULOC
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 128
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

YOLO was probably never a popular phrase in India

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Points : 440
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 23

If you're famous, you can't be an extra in a movie. You can only have cameos.

Author : PokeBlokDude
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 6,987
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 218

Considering everything thats inside our bodies at a given time, they do a pretty good job of containing smells

Author : mikepencil
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Points : 31
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

People with bad breath always want to tell you secrets.

Author : BadfishTX
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Points : 36
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

Dating a girl with a kid is like playing a game on someone else’s save file

Author : Cooperadams98
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 99
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 12

The naming of Courage from "Courage the Cowardly Dog" is not ironic. Even though he was scared, he always did what he had to in order to save the people he loved.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 23
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 7

Buying shredded cheese is like paying 400% more for someone else to use a cheese grater.

Author : MEANINGFOOL
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 216
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 33

Letting your kids off into the world is like hitting "compile" on a piece of code and seeing what bugs you created pop up.

Author : Skyguy21
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Points : 26
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Surgery is an inside job.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 21
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

Everyone is a cancer survivor, it’s just that the most of our bodies are so good at killing cancerous cells it goes unnoticed.

Author : homestar_ssbm
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 98
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

Fake radio stations in games have a bigger variety of songs than real radio stations.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 31
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

The yellow traffic light was made so drivers will know when to decelerate. Unfortunately it had the opposite effect

Author : Snarrbolax
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 174
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 13

Spotify needs a "skip to chorus" button for when you are trying to make someone remember a song

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 17
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

You can say "you have the rest of your life ahead of you" to anyone, no matter what age they are.

Author : thhelegend27
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 69
Published : 54 minutes ago
Comments : 16

In an infinite universe, all of Bob Ross’ paintings are of real places.

Author : supra621
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 20
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Just because you believe in something your entire life, doesn't make it right or correct.

Author : mgkbull
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 33
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 6

Martin Luther King Jr and Anne Frank were born the same year but are always perceived as two completely different ages.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 5,546
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 136

Metal music is named that way because Metal is heavier than Rock.

Author : Stidza
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 79
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 12

Good Burger established "dude" as a gender neutral pronoun over 2 decades ago.

Author : ChrisTweten
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 3,718
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 223

We missed a big opportunity by not calling mobile phones "mo phos".

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 33
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

87.5% of "LEARNING" is "EARNING"

Author : shawnx23
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 16
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 6

We’re so used to being insulted on the internet that if we ever get complimented on something, especially with an exclamation mark, we immediately think it’s sarcasm.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 26
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

Getting tailed by a cop is like getting a pop quiz on driving.

Author : cglehosit
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,826
Published : 19 hours ago
Comments : 62

Kanye said he couldn’t afford a Lexus so he named his daughter Alexis but having a child costs more than a Lexus

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Points : 34
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 9

Time zones sound a lot cooler than they really are.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 14
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

If the Matrix is real, they must have been really nervous when we made a movie about it

Author : mathfacts
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 25,400
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 718

You did a lot of things for the last time and had no idea it was the last time.

Author : Gardnerdort
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 98
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 6

Technically the floor is lava if you go deep enough.

Author : sammyfduncan
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 65
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

The fact that warm water from a nozzle triggers philosophical thoughts is pretty amazing.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 33
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

The only difference between porn and prostitution is a camera

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 31
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 13

There needs to be a horror movie where someone tries to get a message out to someone before a murderer kills them, but as they're about to hit send Windows updates

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

The most unbelievable part of Futurama is that Fry had a bank account from 1999 that kept up with inflation.

Author : number__ten
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 1,016
Published : 16 hours ago
Comments : 53

The most unrealistic thing in movies is when someone steals a car, it is clean inside.

Author : justjerkinit
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 270
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 11

Sports such as boxing and football require you to take care of your health in order to damage it

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Points : 16
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Movie theaters would make way more money selling candy if they priced it lower

Author : Capablemite
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 23
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 14

There are people who are unemployed that are working harder than people do have a full-time job.

Author : mafnxxx
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 11
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

If we invented a shirt that could tell how much energy you had at that moment then so many unnecessary interactions wouldn’t happen

Author : dimmidongdang
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

When you're a fan of something, you either love or hate when Rule 34 applies to it.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 21
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

Our lives would be much better if Professor Oak stopped us every time we're about to make a bad decision. Wanna get in your car after a night of heavy drinking? -Oak:“Now is not the time to use that!“

Author : Dikpox
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 2,471
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 44

There’s enough recordings to make a near-perfect voice to text program of the Forensic Files narrator.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 17
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

That feeling of making it through that yellow light (safetly) never gets old.

Author : Dinglybobber
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

Your early 20's are when you stop growing and immediatly start dying

Author : Sophi1023
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 18
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

Inside your body is pitch black. Your cells and organs do all of that in the dark.

Author : SureThatsIt
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 45
Published : 39 minutes ago
Comments : 8

We are just walking fish in thinner water

Author : MeatyStew
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

Courage is not action without fear. Courage is action despite fear.

Author : 7LBoots
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 6

If alternate universe theory is true, then there's one where everyone is naked, STD's don't exist, and you could have sex with any person at any time.. but also there's one where instead of human society, the dominant species is giant lobsters.

Author : ninjjadude
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

Insurance rates in the Marvel Universe must be just insane.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 232
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 14

The people selling shovels during the gold rush probably made more of a killing than most of the people searching.

Author : Polarities
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 22
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

You aren’t an adult until you realize why Shaggy was always hungry.

Author : themagni52
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 19
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 10

It must be hard to be the biggest guy in prison because all the new guys try to punch you.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 20
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 16

Joe Dirt is essentially just white trash Forrest Gump

Author : DMaovsiedr
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 24
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

When we look up at the night sky, we can all see stuff that occured billions of years ago.. Just at incredibly low resolution

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

As a kid, you wonder why people living in a haunted house in movies don’t just move immediately. As a home-owning adult, you realize the true horror they would have to deal with in having to find a new place, move everything, and try to sell the haunted house.

Author : JCarp316
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 84
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Imagine living in a house made out of multiple human corpses. This is the life of an indoor tree.

Author : Cheeto92
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 15
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

The amount of energy you expend trying to kill one fly can be more than the fly expends in its entire life

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 75
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

Steve Jobs lasting legacy is that he was an absolute asshole.

Author : Cake_Farts_
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 33
Published : 27 minutes ago
Comments : 17

Clicking on pictures of stop signs to prove that you're not a robot is just a part of daily life now.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 13
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Pick pockets are just evil magicians

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 16
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

Batman is a billionaire arms dealer, who gets his kicks from testing his tech on mentally ill people.

Author : thevonodan
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 24
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

Calling something an "invasive species" is pretty hypocritical.

Author : Geoclasm
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 102
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

People are getting annoyed about privacy update information, but get annoyed when they're not given their privacy information.

Author : MedRogue
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

While driving, our reaction times have only been getting worse with technology, thus resulting in worse traffic. That is until technology replaces our reactions with that of a computer

Author : DrChoss
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 14
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

Security guards are like the scarecrows to human beings.

Author : h0v1g
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 4

Humans are like new cars, as soon as we leave the lot we start depreciating.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 9
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

Babies are basically a women's body part that goes rogue and leaves

Author : psychoyooper
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 16
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 7

OFF! brand bug spray is not the off brand for bug spray

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Points : 18
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

there is nothing casual about a casualty

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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 4

If you thinking about it, "spending time" is a pretty morbid phrase.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 11

When you kiss, you create a long tube between two buttholes

Author : Mr_BlendUrCat
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 79
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 13

Purses and backpacks are like the real life equivalents to having an inventory in a video game.

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

We have winter twice a year

Author : SetInStones
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

Every time you paint a room in your house, it gets a little smaller.

Author : HungryBetty
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 52
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 9

Biting on your straw when taking a drink is probably muscle memory from nursing as a child.

Author : schmeeklord
Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

When we talk about a couple we always say the lady first... Grandma's and grandpa's, Mom and Dad... Aunt and uncle. It sounds weird to say uncle and aunt's or grandpa and grandma's

Subreddit : Showerthoughts
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 7