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Points : 432
Published : 1 week ago
Comments : 46

If you have a clap on light, rough sex turns into a rave.

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Points : 8,775
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 204

The Beatles music was as old to 90s kids as 90s music is as old to today’s kids.

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Points : 733
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 76

Pirates have always seemed good about employing people with physical disabilities.

Author : Nevvick
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Points : 76,628
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 1170

Some people are assholes because life has been too good to them, not because of abuse.

Author : cameo655
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Points : 491
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 38

When someone says they were in an abusive relationship, everyone assumes they were the abused one

Author : moseph999
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Points : 962
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 23

Fishing is only relaxing because fish don’t scream like hell when pulled out of the water

Author : BioFrosted
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Points : 3,300
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 84

The fact that the two small holes that supply our brain with oxygen also clog themselves with snot and boogers seems like a serious design flaw.

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Points : 162
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 20

If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, is there a sidewalk to purgatory?

Author : Maax42_
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Points : 141
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 30

At some point in history, the idea of recording a sound must have seemed as intangible as recording a smell seems now.

Author : ayjen
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Points : 1,655
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 68

Habitually using social media is like repeatedly going to the fridge over and over again even though you already know what's in it

Author : vexed_chexmix
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Points : 716
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 21

What if when you die, you could see statistics of your life? How many times you laughed, cried, smiled, loved etc and why.

Author : Spongengebob
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Points : 56
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 11

Is the point of a "bucketlist" to make the bucket lighter so when we "kick the bucket", it isn't as heavy?

Author : Lunioustic
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Points : 151
Published : 16 minutes ago
Comments : 19

The guy who coined the term coined the term, coined the term.

Author : sheenysean
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Points : 96
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 6

The smartest Continent must be Antarctica.

Author : Exquisite_Boi
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Points : 69
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

Maybe the reason why your life flashes before your eyes when you die is that it’s a “Previously, on…” for your next reincarnated life.

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Points : 49
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

Today's date (2-20-2018) looks like it's stuttering

Author : raver6
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Points : 415
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 24

Nowadays, Old people yell at skateboarders for skateboarding wrong.

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Points : 42
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

Death would be infinitely scarier if it only happened to some people and not others.

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Points : 35,253
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 1227

Telling a toddler to 'go play' is like telling an adult to 'fu€k off'

Author : RodolfoKono
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Points : 34
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

No matter how well you raise your kid, he will never have exactly the same values as you unless he makes the same mistakes as you.

Author : DeColoribus
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Points : 61
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 11

Your perspective of someone dramatically changes when they scream at you for the first time.

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Points : 40
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

If you're no longer covered by your parent's health insurance, your manufacturer's warranty is over

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Points : 207
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

If Dwayne Johnson's brother beat him in a fight, his nickname would be "The Paper"

Author : mach_oddity
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Points : 649
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 19

Using your laptop to research new laptops is like forcing an employee to interview his replacement

Author : mtkaiser
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Points : 24
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

If a huge conspiracy theory ever turns out to be true, it will simply spawn a new breed of conspiracy theorists who don’t believe the evidence.

Author : HikarW
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Points : 125
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 22

The irony of today's movies is that all the social messages are given in kids movies and the movies for grown-up's are often just for mindless entertainment

Author : bollykeys
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Points : 41
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

You never actually stop clapping. The time between your claps just gets longer.

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Points : 22
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

One good thing about cold weather is that you do not have to rush home after food shopping to get your perishables into your fridge.

Author : mftheoryArts
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Points : 20
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Why don't we just make a Department of Guns like the D.M.V. where people have to pass a written and physical test to own a gun.

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Points : 104
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 132

Someone's DNA could have the cure for Cancer but we will never know because they won't have Cancer

Author : Mayans94
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Points : 6,190
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 215

If your buttcrack was horizontal, it would make a clapping noise whenever you went up or down stairs.

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Points : 16
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

Thanks to dating apps, many people will first lay eyes on the love of their lives while evacuating their bowels.

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Points : 31
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

Your brain actively removes your nose from your vision, but you never know that this is happening until you focus on it. Makes you wonder about all those times you couldn't locate your stuff right in front of you.

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Points : 21
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Movies where humans are killed are so commonplace that they barely even register. If you truly want to terrify an audience you have to hurt an animal.

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Points : 61
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 10

If we didn't have our sense of smell, we would be unaware of the existence of smells. What if there is a massive part of the world we miss because we can't (yet) detect it?

Author : TheSwizzleGB
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Points : 13
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 7

You know you've reached adulthood when 90% of your Xbox friends are permanently offline.

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Points : 5,217
Published : 23 hours ago
Comments : 310

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving wasn't for you.

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Points : 40
Published : 32 minutes ago
Comments : 4

We don't wash our hands, our hands wash eachother

Author : jacoblemouton
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Points : 21
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Luke Skywalker never asked Obi-Wan Kenobi about his mother

Author : MrAcurite
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Points : 14
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Every coast in Antarctica is the north coast

Author : Jefferncfc
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Points : 434
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 36

A bald rabbit with no kids is an heirless hairless hare.

Author : inceptionisim
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Points : 237
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 19

What if the world really is flat, and the Bermuda Triangle is just where you fall off

Author : KingsFull2000
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Points : 12
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Let’s give a thought to the bacteria that respect the 5 second rule

Author : BioFrosted
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Points : 33
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 20

You never really know when you're an adult. You just get good enough at faking knowing what your doing to convince people younger than you that you have your shit together.

Author : Other_Mike
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Points : 406
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 15

That moment when you realize your parents are just regular people is when you just start to learn what life actually is.

Author : Wazuu
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Points : 90
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 9

If there is a zombie outbreak in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas.

Author : xKyime
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Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

Most people can build a human. Only some people can repair one.

Author : Trollface670
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Points : 1,931
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 67

The sound of walking barefoot is the sound of meat repeatedly flopping on the ground

Author : PhazonZim
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Points : 23
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

The strongest relationship is the relationship between us and the bed. It becomes even stronger when we hear the alarm in the morning. What a warm moment

Author : mosti_shosho
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Points : 33
Published : 50 minutes ago
Comments : 3

An elevator only elevates fifty percent of the time.

Author : Phanourius
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Points : 10
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

"Baby on board" car stickers may soon be replaced with "Driver on board" stickers with the rise of self-driving cars

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Points : 40
Published : 24 minutes ago
Comments : 6

It’s too bad AskJeeves didn’t make it to the era of digital assistants.

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Points : 192
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 19

Millennials not only grew up with fast changing tech but also fast changing garbage bag innovations like drawstrings, stretchy plastic, scented plastic, and those wing things to help it tie better.

Author : mofojr
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Points : 11
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Depression Makes People Treat Themselves Abusively

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Points : 12
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

If you're facing something and turn the opposite way, due to the earth being round you're still facing that object.

Author : DRIZZYLMG
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Points : 17
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

Author : OhShitSonSon
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Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

A dead human being is a human been.

Author : lennyfigman
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Points : 467
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 19

Being organized and getting your work done ahead of time is just procrastinating on having fun

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Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

The better you get at maths, the less numbers you use

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Points : 19
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

The top 1% are using us, the 99% in a system designed to advance technology rather than well being so the robots can take our jobs and they can finally get rid of us, to enjoy this planet alone.

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Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

A hipster is someone who tries really hard to look like they don't try really hard.

Author : eboody
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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

If two pregnant women fight, it's like a mecha battle between two babies

Author : wiseguys963
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Points : 140
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 16

Is there any reason NOT to have a beer tap on the dash of a self-driving car? Luxury cars could have several.

Author : tatanka01
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Points : 19
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 7

Maybe the reason why there are so many reposts are because we're on Read-It.

Author : _mintpug
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Points : 19
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

The best superpower would be: having the ability to change/set the probability of any outcome.

Author : joshit
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Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 6

Cereal companies don’t use ziplock on cereal bags so it will go stale faster and force you to buy more cereal.

Author : kkolopurdue
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Points : 69
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 15

Your neck is like a wrist for your head.

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Points : 51
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 8

When someone says something will happen in 6 minutes it’s assumed they know what they’re talking about, but if they say it’ll be 5 minutes it’s assumed they’re just guessing.

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Points : 13
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

You know you have good headphones when you doubt that they're plugged in, and get scared that everyone can hear your music.

Author : Comic_Sam
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Points : 549
Published : 16 hours ago
Comments : 27

Rain would be a whole lot more fun if it gave us enough buoyancy to "swim" in the air.

Author : spellsword
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Points : 336
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 28

Teeth probably would seem more flavourful if they weren't in our mouths constantly

Author : finniganian
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Points : 14
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 3

Practicing skin care for elephants would make you a pachydermatologist

Author : Aardwolf7
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Points : 17
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

When Universities give students scholarships they are really giving them a discount off the tuition.

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Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

As a society we demand our information be factual and accurate, and yet we still believe the seven day weather forecast

Author : Atrampoline
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Points : 22
Published : 21 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Do pay walls push people to fake news?

Author : Nootkasound
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Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird

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Points : 9
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

It's someone's job to cover a real life baby in fake blood and lube for filming birth scenes in TV and movies.

Author : XIXXXVIVIII
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Points : 212
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 12

The most common cause of cancer in research animals is researchers.

Author : Rakofgor
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Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A repost isn’t actually a repost to people who haven’t seen it before.

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Points : 9
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

There's a planet in our solar system inhabited solely by robots.

Author : mightymrfarts
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Points : 186
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 11

Taste is 90% smell until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Author : tomdutzar
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Points : 108
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 6

If one day we can upload our conciousness into a virtual reality and live forever, imagine the new cyberdrugs that would be made with no health repercussions

Author : DeliverNine
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Points : 20
Published : 24 minutes ago
Comments : 4

It would be kinda cool if when you saw people on the street wearing headphones, you could see above their heads what they were listening to.

Author : RobSka17
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Points : 9
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

With all the Quantum Computers around, the PC master race will be replaced, by the QC master race, one day.

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Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

People move to Los Angeles so they can become successful enough to not live in Los Angeles.

Author : KitMencha
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Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Twitch streamers are the adult version of the kid you grew up with that would invite you over to check out his new game but never handed you the controller

Author : bryonus
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Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Telling someone that you have a fetish of changing subjects would put both of you in a very awkward situation

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Points : 51
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

How different our lives would be if we had tails.

Author : salvis
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Points : 5
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

Does a dog think his bark sounds weird when hearing it on video?

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Points : 80
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 9

There is a moment in everyone’s life when they will realise that Mr Miyagi is saying Daniel-san not Daniel son.

Author : wigzisonfire
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Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

If insects are attracted to lights, did they learn to fly because they wanted to reach the sun?

Author : cas-v86
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Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Tinted sunglasses are the real life equivalent of camera filters.

Author : OutOfAbyss
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Points : 10
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

How are some animals like gorillas and bears so damn strong when they don't even lift?

Author : Sohcahtoa82
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Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Your favorite song is probably associated with someone else’s best memories and also someone else’s worst memories.

Author : Fanchus
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Points : 42
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

We are thinking about terraforming Mars but we are actually marsforming Earth

Author : Mocomoc
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Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

Do bulls fantasize about udders like men fantasize about breasts?

Author : hagdog007
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Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 4

Lasagna is just big ravioli

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Points : 8
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

What if re-posting isn't bad because it allows people to see things they may have missed?

Author : HeLikesItCold
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Points : 38
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 9

No matter how old you get, you will remember the theme song to Inspector Gadget forever

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Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A second is more minute than a minute

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Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3