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Author : love_the_heat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,415
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 270

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp.

Author : inxrx8
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,268
Published : 27 minutes ago
Comments : 64

Would you remarry if I die......

Author : General_Lake
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17,265
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 294

My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 502
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 41

My wife bought a new bra, it's really hard to unhook.

Author : herbys
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,950
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 54

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17,459
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 350

Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?

Author : Alirhabi
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4,273
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 314

So we all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9?

Author : J_train13
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 304
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 34

It’s almost December at the White House, and Donald Trump orders his aides to put up a nativity scene on the lawn...

Author : Conjewcius
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,746
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 238

I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of Sprite.

Author : Worple
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,426
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 64

So there’s this guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

Author : datedpainter7
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 60
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 21

Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?

Author : rumblefish65
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 268
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 9

Two men with Alzheimer's at the beach

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8,675
Published : 17 hours ago
Comments : 251

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

Author : Sniiiki
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 32,450
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 407

What do the films Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Author : mk_fly
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 783
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 20

A friend of mine, a mother of 4 refused to get her children vaccinated.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 940
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 82

Once I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 kids so I decided to step in

Author : KingNat7
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 440
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 20

Two bats sat in a tree...

Author : CrackerGames
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 358
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 30

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?

Author : ThicBlueLine
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 157
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 10

Time to confess.

Author : reddaddicter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 120
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

father:how are your grades son?

Author : liltrigger
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 7

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.

Author : KommanderTom
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 163
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 90
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 16

I made a club about erectile dysfunction.

Author : WastedBeast
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 735
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 28

So a woman was in bed with her lover when her husband unexpectedly came back early from a business trip.

Author : Jhin-Row
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 101
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 19

It’s 1961, and a NASA scientist is sitting in his office when an intern bursts in

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 74
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

Author : n8squared
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 413
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 19

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Author : BennoiTSG
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 47
Published : 14 minutes ago
Comments : 4

How many alzhiemers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Author : Headlikeanegg
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 196
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 14

[Long] A boy is picking up his girlfriend for prom.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 54
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

Guy: ‘Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible?’

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 180
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 18

My grief counsellor died the other day..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 26,504
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 187

Don't argue with an anti-vaxxer.

Author : Svhmj
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

Two men are caught trying to hold up a bank.

Author : venuy2odem
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

TIL The Canary Islands do not have canaries.

Author : RevengeofZach
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 260
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 17

G.W. Bush, Obama and Trump die and go to heaven...

Author : Ma_tee_as
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet, I thought I had made a new friend...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 297
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 21

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Author : keithasaurus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

At a local college dance,

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29
Published : 59 minutes ago
Comments : 1

What do you call a bad riddle?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

The driver from a Hit and Run was arrested

Author : ur_kandi
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 279
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 13

One day an engineer was crossing a road when

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

What snaps, crackles and pops when you throw them on the ground?

Author : sour-skittlez
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 95
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

White people can't say the N word, but..

Author : YouEnnSee
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 18 minutes ago
Comments : 23

Two vampires are having dinner at a restaurant.

Author : EggYakult
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

What do you call a bunch of Nazi dogs???

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

A man commisions his three kids to each sell a duck

Author : angelking14
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 233
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 16

Berman lives in Alabama and works a new construction job on weekdays.

Author : nicq97
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

I think my wife is a weather forecaster...

Author : berniebaby321
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 110
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

What’s the hardest part of raising unvaccinated kids?

Author : doesntafraid
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 3

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently...

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

So apparently shops are now selling tampons with bells on.

Author : Tayroar_W
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little

Author : vDigitalz
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,224
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 81

A vegan walks into a bar

Author : Neufang4130
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 166
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 26

My Twin and I Were Born on Black Friday

Author : RoseCrimsonx
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 48
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

Jesus and Satan had been arguing constantly about who had better computer skills...

Author : 8what
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 26 minutes ago
Comments : 1

Does anyone else hate it when a girl pulls the “I have a boyfriend” line on you when you aren’t even remotely interested in her?

Author : karman121
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

There are two types of people in this world. Condescending assholes and...

Author : KlaysHorse
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

What is the differrence between a Saudi murderer and a Mexican murderer?

Author : shagminer
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 10

Did you know Nebraska has the highest rate of depression and extramarital activity?

Author : whomikehidden
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

Which fruit always comes in groups of 2?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner

Author : ja5631084
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 58
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 59

The carbon monoxide detector is really annoying.

Author : Rockisy
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

When your not hard

Author : SparklyGames
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 8

If A Pothead Has 13 Joints

Author : Letchworth
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 3

What did the Romaine lettuce say to the other one after the outbreak?

Author : chowmeinness
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

Person 1: I like Eminem

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

Last night I was at the bar when the waitress screamed...

Author : shreyathacker
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 146
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 4

A guy was extremely unfortunate

Author : 69bungholio69
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 40
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

An unexpected visitor

Author : reddaddicter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

Ha - mildly amusing

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

I didn't know what to wear to the premature ejaculators anonymous meeting

Author : Bertje3000
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 36
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

Guys, I think the Monks are forming a Resistance..

Author : xWolfgang20x
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 38
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

What does an Australian dinner out and a chess match have in common?

Author : Minostz12
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Author : LowChaBigBah
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 7 minutes ago
Comments : 2

There was a blackout tonight.

Author : vartha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 43
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

What’s the best part about being a flight attendant?

Author : BCN9
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

What's the most important thing for a horse when voting?

Author : jamiecreek26
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

What do you call a 10th grader that’s into Chemistry?

Author : N00bsalot
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

What did Piccolo say to Frieza?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 88
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 5

A guy’s wife of many years says to him, honey, I want a boob job....

Author : serpens22
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

After a long debate with my wife, we decided that we would not vaccine our kids.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 118
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 12

I watched a "No Nut November" themed midget porn.

Author : ruby_weapon
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

What's a pirates favourite type of deer?

Author : thoompa
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

An Anti-Vaxx Mom visits her 4 year old child..

Author : FreakN_JesKO
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

A man staggers into an emergency room

Author : finnwormser
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Two Irishmen on Holiday

Author : Vedanta99
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

It turns out that I am really good at drawing..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

If you watch an Apple store get robbed,

Author : The-1v1er
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 51
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 4

I have sexdaily.

Author : imbirus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 41
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Two goldfish are in a tank.

Author : PowerfulBonus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

Why are port holes on a ship round?

Author : 0atmealSavage
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Author : fez373
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

Two Americans, Frank and Joe, are on vacation in Australia...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

Why did CSI Alabama fail?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

My dad went to jail for beating the crap out of his best friend forever for saying,

Author : GuntingKertas
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die.

Author : wackoclown
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,274
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 79

I just watched a documentary about how boats are put together.

Author : BCN9
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 35 minutes ago
Comments : 0

Your mama is so flat

Author : 311MD
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

My wife told me that people shouldn’t stare at her ass because it’s asinine

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6