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Author : love_the_heat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,410
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 270

The vagina has more than 8000 nerve endings

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4,459
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 149

Why does Batman wear Dark clothing?

Author : dandan_56
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5,337
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 99

Husband was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in

Author : Carljohnson09
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22,237
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 279

I'm a masochist. There's nothing I love more than getting up at 3 in the morning for a cold shower.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,427
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 24

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 793
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 26

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16,358
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 218

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 728
Published : 6 minutes ago
Comments : 40

Trump, Clinton, Obama, and Bush each ran a mile.

Author : KeyDirection
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 180
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 31

A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction.

Author : boced
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18,126
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 360

Who was the first plagiarist?

Author : Corruption13
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 161
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 16

Women Are Like Snowflakes

Author : DevilMutt
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 180
Published : 47 minutes ago
Comments : 23

When i was a young boy my mom would always tuck me in,

Author : thewargingned
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 76
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 11

Why did the console player cross the road?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 57
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

I just want to thank my bank for lending me the money for my new house.

Author : dvdmovie2
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 65
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

"Son, I found a pack of condoms in your room."

Author : Sniiiki
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5,846
Published : 17 hours ago
Comments : 131

As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind.

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 136
Published : 11 minutes ago
Comments : 8

Why do so many robots live in Africa?

Author : TexanSam
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 53
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

Chuck Norris once passed 6 kidney stones.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 84
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 9

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Author : Duke_0f_Earl
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9,777
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 269

Before graduating to full priests, the candidates had to undergo

Author : babybopp
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,597
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 37

Minecraft is Racist

Author : slagathor907
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 323
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 16

A woman was in court being sentenced for beating her husband to death with his electric guitars...

Author : rict1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 30
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 8

Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

Author : Th3MacDon
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 344
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 6

My great-grandfather warned everyone that the Titanic would sink

Author : skank__hunt
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 56
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

What is the distinction between nervousness, fear and panic?

Author : iam_aha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 38
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

The teacher asks the student, what do you choose?

Author : Dagdagni
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 58
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 8

Why is ‘Dark’ spelled with a k and not a c?

Author : christ1ann
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Author : Yevgen4000
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

To the man who invented autocorrect

Author : campbelljaa
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 61
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the president is in danger

Author : Tomislav23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 61
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 11

Lion and Rat

Author : tettusud
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 54
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

What movie was basically just an ad?

Author : kuhnsone
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 78
Published : 29 minutes ago
Comments : 20

I have bought my wife a fridge for christmas.

Author : Buddy2269
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,224
Published : 15 hours ago
Comments : 36

So a prostitute offered me to do anything for 500 bucks..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves?

Author : RockNabster
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

I'm just like a living wikipedia

Author : mujhair
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom..

Author : LewisF44
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

Trump is doing everything in his power to make Mexico pay for the wall

Author : Raevix
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 71
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 15

“It’s impossible,” said pride. “It’s risky,” said experience. “It’s pointless,”said reason. “Give it a try,” said the heart,

Author : Stonegard
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 53
Published : 41 minutes ago
Comments : 10

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him...

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 62
Published : 22 minutes ago
Comments : 2

Two friends are talking about the war on the Arabian Peninsula. One asks the other, "Didn't a bunch of kids die or something?" His friends responds:

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Please stop putting flyers on my trucks windshield.

Author : DevilMutt
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

I went to the doctors office yesterday

Author : blackholes__
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 30
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

I took an online test to see how much I'm like Hitler.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 269
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 28

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

Author : Authwarth
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 48,478
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 1073

"Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Author : 2347690
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 34
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?

Author : Luskarian
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

A blonde tries to prove that blondes aren't dumb at a blonde convention

Author : i77700k
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

Protesters in Paris just attacked a fromagerie (cheese shop)!

Author : TurkMcGill
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 72
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

A cowboy walks into a saloon and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5,243
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 181

Only anti-vaxxers will get this.

Author : plitox
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 52
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 15

Teacher asked the class to draw a nativity scene.

Author : 2aleph0
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 5

I love the way the earth rotates...

Author : axlrock
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A Nun is very distraught...

Author : joseycuervo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 549
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 18

Pansexual?

Author : moonknight29
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Author : rausty22
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

I like my coffee like I like my slaves.

Author : gobblebitches
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse...

Author : kamasutrance
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 0

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day.

Author : Nebula-X1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

In what way is life like a circle?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Normally I’d never be one for a threesome.

Author : dgastinger
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

Why was Hitler Destined to fail?

Author : DerKaseKonig
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

Author : MCDaririus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

How do you make Holy Water?

Author : gilead27
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 28
Published : 54 minutes ago
Comments : 3

Friends are like snowflakes...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

What do you call a gay person asking a question?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

What do you see when a duck bends over?

Author : Pargsnip
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

I made a promise to my new pair of underpants.

Author : suchthefool88
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

An ugly guy walks into a bar...

Author : joseycuervo
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

My wife asked me if I knew how to spot a fake beach

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 12 minutes ago
Comments : 4

If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

What to do when your mother in law is zigzagging across your backyard?

Author : iam_aha
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 7

What's Hitler's favorite Christmas song?

Author : chausies
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

I wouldn’t say that I’m psychic,

Author : ImtheMe
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 22 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Homeless people are a lot like wikipedia

Author : retrodonkeypc
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

What is a Jewish conspiracy theorists biggest fear?

Author : macvsog88
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

Last Christmas I gave my grandad a prostitute and a duvet....

Author : morris_man
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

2 Rednecks are sitting on the front porch.....

Author : DerKaseKonig
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

What is United Kingdom's top song for December 2018?

Author : arvigeus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 4

There's no need to feel down when fat shamed.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 47
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

"I'm NOT a window cleaner!"

Author : lwarB
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76

Author : DrFreis
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

A man sees an extremely pretty nun walk onto the bus...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Author : sam002001
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Why did God make women so pretty but dumb?

Author : heykarlll
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

Where do horses go when they get sick?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

I introduced my communist friend to Minecraft the other day.

Author : takomari
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes.

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,338
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 47

When I trained to be a doctor, I decided to specialize in lobotomies.

Author : Henri_Dupont
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail

Author : Tomislav23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,186
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 42

I spent yesterday afternoon making a belt out of watches,

Author : gurtsmafarms
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

I am the Boss

Author : blob4you
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

The Ikea saleslady wants to have sex with me for some reason

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 256
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 18

I was super sad when my crush told me she only likes me as a brother...

Author : Sniiiki
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 14 minutes ago
Comments : 2

3 guys go out drinking one night.....

Author : joeysales
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

If I had two fish I’d name them one and two...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

First you're Russian,

Author : wdaloz
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof.

Author : Tomislav23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 0

Mohammad goes to his new school after moving to Dublin

Author : 2347690
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 99
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 4

Why couldn't the hobbit go into the bathroom?

Author : Henri_Dupont
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 13 minutes ago
Comments : 1