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Author : love_the_heat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,407
Published : 11 months ago
Comments : 270

I like my women like I like my coffee

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4,352
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 397

My wife left me because I’m too insecure

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20,072
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 202

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old.

Author : Po1sonator
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6,088
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 166

My girlfriend says our lovemaking is so bad because I'm so easily distracted!...

Author : Hcyx
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 746
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 12

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Author : Bowshocker
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 47,786
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 1859

Astronaut 1: I can’t find any milk for my coffee

Author : lorax_lem
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,032
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 35

What do you call 20 rabbits walking backwards?

Author : JakefromAetna
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 245
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 11

As a scarecrow, people say I'm out standing in my field...

Author : blackford100
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 292
Published : 26 minutes ago
Comments : 7

An old guy and a young guy were pushing their carts at Home Depot

Author : prankerjoker
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 711
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 20

My friend shouted, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot!”

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 862
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 23

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Author : nakedriot
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 113
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Author : beta_looser
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,655
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 39

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.' Bob was stunned.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,383
Published : 15 hours ago
Comments : 60

A man caught his wife in bed with her lover and killed her.

Author : LauraD2423
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 100
Published : 53 minutes ago
Comments : 5

What do you get when you melt the wizard of oz?

Author : tomgao01
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 339
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 8

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Author : vDigitalz
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,094
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 46

Rene Descartes walks into a bar

Author : engel7
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 76
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 7

Why do witches wear name tags?

Author : ajtrigg
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 84
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 10

My acne is like the US in the Middle East

Author : Gbaoyi
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 51
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

My son is so ungrateful

Author : HiddenFury64
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 86
Published : 22 minutes ago
Comments : 4

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

Author : Josephle51
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

Do you know why I don't do threesomes?

Author : Syonix
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,668
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 126

I like my women like I like my whiskey...

Author : badstymie
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 38
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

Finally got a girlfriend

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Author : juiceman2034
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

Where do horses go when they get sick?

Author : tasquizz
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 167
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

When my grandfather died, we scattered his remains in the sea.

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 363
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 19

A wise man once said that for a man to be happy, he must:

Author : prankerjoker
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 185
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 10

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living

Author : Shipper0007
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 32
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 7

An Amish woman and her daughter

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

A mechanic dies, and, not being a very religious man, gets sent to hell. While in hell, the mechanic meets Satan, and he is shown the ins and outs of Hell.

Author : keithasaurus
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 319
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 36

As a doctor, I am weirdly addicted to hitting my patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

A man goes to an interest-free bank.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 143
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

No matter how much you push the envelope

Author : Infiniti_Blue
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 47
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer.

Author : dropna
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 43
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 4

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Author : fatandsalt
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31,654
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 646

The bartender says "we don't serve time travellers in here!"

Author : etymologynerd
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

When you sneeze and fart at the same time..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 41
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

I caught my girlfriend sleeping with my best friend.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 4

Did you hear about the psychic midget who broke out of jail?

Author : Gbaoyi
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

Whats the sign on a out of business brothel say?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

A man's wife goes into labor

Author : NAWTJames
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 28
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

A blind guy walks into a bar

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Do you guys know any good ice breakers?

Author : n7-Jutsu
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

I don't usually tell Dad jokes.

Author : etymologynerd
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 4

A guy got thrown in the jail for refusing to take a nap..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 66
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

A mother walks into her son's room

Author : Howdocomputer
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 76
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

Prostitutes are a lot like regular women

Author : EP13
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 39
Published : 40 minutes ago
Comments : 4

My therapist warned me that my chronic procrastination will negatively affect my life, but I’m not too worried.

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

I also like my coffee like I like my women.

Author : sa250039
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 9

Why do porn sites have a share to Google+ option?!

Author : bubbleobrad
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Pharaoh, surrounded by family and advisors, tells everyone that he can jump in the river and not get wet at all

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 39
Published : 54 minutes ago
Comments : 5

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, “Let there be light!”

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 259
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 15

George W. Bush, Barrack Obama and Donald Trump died and stand in front of God

Author : IRMagic
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 111
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 15

What does my girlfriend’s pussy and the mafia have in common?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 83
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 12

What type of bee produces milk?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

Author : 83hardik
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

I like my women like I like my coffee

Author : Mycellanious
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

What can tell the difference between an Australian and an American?

Author : JCarp316
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

Police asked the husband "Did you witness the suspect murder your wife?" The husband said "Yes."

Author : PoofIAmGone
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Two men were auditioning for a play...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

Why was the frog waiting for the bus

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

My roomate thought I was stealing her dried clothes and confronted me.

Author : Larzii
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

Why is it safe to have unprotected sex with a vampire?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 80
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the forest when they stumble across a magic lamp.

Author : jaynav1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 129
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 8

If you think about it, Y is just a T

Author : boarlesque
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Author : camerondnls2
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

Gays in Syria

Author : Lolheded396
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

If gay means happy...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

Why was r/jokes afraid of 7?

Author : Icecreep109
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

What do you call a girl who never masturbates?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 24
Published : 32 minutes ago
Comments : 6

Guess what?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

I CAN'T GET INTO MY HAT CUPBOARD!

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 28
Published : 40 minutes ago
Comments : 2

The bar is ten minutes from my house, however...

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 3

Why don't blind people bungee jump?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 119
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 7

Two men visit a local pub known for serving animal hunters

Author : NAWTJames
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 8

This morning was all about Shakespeare. This afternoon it's all about his poetry.

Author : zestelle
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 61
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Never marry.

Author : Skitty1558
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

What is a pirate's worst fear?

Author : I__Like_Tacos
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 26
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

What's the opposite of a fish out of water?

Author : gjeffrey18
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 3

My wife and I are debating whether or not to get marble countertops in our kitchen

Author : AtTheRink
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

I like my men like I like my coffee

Author : Tuskerslite
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 10

Whats my age again?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,060
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 33

Why is a panda the opposite of a redneck?

Author : lovelysuspect
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

Who provides snacks and refreshments at klan rallies?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Why did the spoon go to the dentist?

Author : pattyd14
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

I still remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket...

Author : rootcola
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

Found this in an old email from my grandpa.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 26
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

my wife says size doesn't matter

Author : BluntCharge
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 48 minutes ago
Comments : 3

“Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl?”

Author : Kremmen2001
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

I like my women how I like my coffee

Author : TheDark-Lord
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

What do you call a man with nobody and just a nose

Author : tintedice
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

What do you call adults with imaginary friends?

Author : BlackRose47
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Old McDonald got a promotion

Author : Cunt_Bucket_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake....

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 498
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 29

You want to know what I don’t get?

Author : M1neYT
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20
Published : 39 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Michael Jackson was made up of diatomic Helium.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

What is the cheapest meat?

Author : FlamingGunz
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 27
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

What is E.T. Short For?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 44
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 6

Can a man who sleeps with a prostitute be called a farmer?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1