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Author : love_the_heat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,410
Published : 7 months ago
Comments : 270

A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23,504
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 184

Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try...

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5,809
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 101

A Mormon was seated next to a Irishman on a plane..

Author : yoloshark
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 950
Published : 18 minutes ago
Comments : 37

How does a Mexican cut a pizza?

Author : MichaelMRodas
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,151
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 54

I found a place where the recycling rate is 98%

Author : LilithCox
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 885
Published : 43 minutes ago
Comments : 26

Just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens!

Author : Seganku74
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,371
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 52

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 484
Published : 10 minutes ago
Comments : 18

My drug test came back negative.

Author : fukhed69
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22,392
Published : 14 hours ago
Comments : 326

A Blonde's Password

Author : red_and_scary
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 242
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 33

Jokes are like the people.

Author : JTG1236
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 519
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 18

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Author : haddock420
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 324
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 14

My girlfriend asked me if I had ever I peed in the shower. I said "yes, twice, but they were both accidents"

Author : top-nonsense
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 64
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 14

Job Interviewer: In the event of a fire, which steps would you take?

Author : Viertuelle
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 98
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 11

If you pour Root Beer into a square glass...

Author : BoldSyntax
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 547
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 19

I'm divorcing my wife. First it was the mailman, then it was my best friend, then it was her ex...

Author : Rage-o-rama
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 104
Published : 24 minutes ago
Comments : 5

A man is driving down the freeway

Author : bwinterowd
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 44
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

What does an indecisive person wear?

Author : kosmikandii
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 99
Published : 10 minutes ago
Comments : 12

Kid and barber

Author : dcb1t_dc
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 60
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 0

THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!

Author : GossipGirl-
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 53
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 5

Up in the air

Author : mentabolism1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 93
Published : 11 minutes ago
Comments : 8

Why are married women...

Author : dcb1t_dc
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 49
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 6

Two mathematicians are having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about what the unwashed masses understand about math.

Author : chetanbasuray
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 39
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Author : NoobIsMeMan
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4,432
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 144

What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar?

Author : Berserker333
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 37
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

I just saw a farmer shave a sheep in 1 second.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

I got turned down from my job interview for coming half an hour early

Author : Blader2600
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25,377
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 304

I just saved a bunch of money on Christmas presents....

Author : j20nine
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 26
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

I'm sure my mate is having an affair with my wife...

Author : Seganku74
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 73
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 5

Guy walks into bar

Author : chappy16va
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 102
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 7

What Does EA Call A Patch?

Author : 5them3
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 400
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 21

What do you call a singing laptop?

Author : Saarn10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

[Help] There's this really funny joke about a car that is missing its engine, does anyone else remember it?

Author : jagrosh
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 6

A man was arrested for the sixth time for having sex with an unconscious prostitute.

Author : MpMerv
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 35
Published : 45 minutes ago
Comments : 9

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Author : xitzsgx
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 32
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 3

How do you cut the ocean in half?

Author : Clinker911
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 44
Published : 38 minutes ago
Comments : 6

A boy asks his father: "Dad, why is the food so cold and bland?" The dad replies:

Author : XactLee_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 254
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 14

My Korean friend died today.

Author : Silverwave2
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

My girlfriend recently told me that I am not perfect

Author : DeathEater101
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 112
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 10

There's a new drug on the street called God, but I'll never use it.

Author : NuclearPissOn
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 50 minutes ago
Comments : 2

The worst thing you can do is go to the doctor

Author : 6danny1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

Dad an Son

Author : dcb1t_dc
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

What should you do if you come across an elephant?

Author : Michael_CSGO
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Mental Institution

Author : MrMcPwnsalot
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Author : floydratley
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,950
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 145

A blind man is swinging his dog around on its leash like a helicopter. A shocked onlooker asks "What are you doing?"

Author : seyhas
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

I used to be that area where water meets land...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 4

What's orange and destroying the nation?

Author : Kamear
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 59 minutes ago
Comments : 12

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

Author : [deleted]
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 226
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 8

Having sex with the terminator was quite unpleasant

Author : Brandonsato1
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 260
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 14

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Author : Yodaboy170
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

Author : Peakey0823
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 89
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 11

What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?

Author : callcybercop
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 22
Published : 30 minutes ago
Comments : 5

What do you call a black guy with severed legs?

Author : sawhero
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 661
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 39

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses?

Author : wackoclown
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8,057
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 205

Why did the semen cross the road?

Author : Michael_CSGO
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions.

Author : Gutex0
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 47
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 10

Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 8

Hey guys please stop putting half-smoked cigarettes in the urinal

Author : nomi4067
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 2

If you run 3km a day for a year

Author : byocef
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

What vegetable does Trump hate the most?

Author : kai82
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

An old lady walks into a bank with a million dollars.

Author : albertaso
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,059
Published : 22 hours ago
Comments : 47

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick?

Author : vapescaped
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 36 minutes ago
Comments : 1

The England football team went to visit an orphanage in Russia this morning.

Author : Peakey0823
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 73
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 5

What do you call 8 hobbits?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

I went to medical school with an incredibly ambitious guy who was obsessed with collecting skulls.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

My first day as a drug dealer

Author : SqueakerClan
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

My boss pulled up in his brand new Audi today

Author : pradeep23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

What do you call a used tampon in a bowl of water?

Author : tamashacd
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Actual conversation between an elderly couple...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 0

What do you call a redneck gorilla?

Author : BenMelman
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 0

What do southerners do in their free time

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 8

How did the blonde die while raking leaves?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Why do blondes hate kool-aid?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

My AA sponsor told me to stay away from places where I used to drink

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 6

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Author : Lebowquade
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 38 minutes ago
Comments : 2

What do you call a hand job at the beach?

Author : seems_fishy
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 4

The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is?

Author : iamkeerock
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 29
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

A talk between two dead.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Author : jboxisitis
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 3

POTUS walks out of the white house

Author : -DRAKARUS
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

Five years ago, i asked my best friend out. Last week, i asked her to marry me.

Author : I_R_Teh_Taco
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships

Author : Ryry24lol
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 146
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 7

Did you hear about the guy with a fear of subtraction?

Author : Sensorfire
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 55 minutes ago
Comments : 4

Dad: “Participation trophies are bad. It rewards people for losing and is unfair to the winners.”

Author : ManMan36
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Author : Bowmbaclott
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 139
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 6

Why was the ejaculating clam so nervous?

Author : kapawolf
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

What do you call a clean white board?

Author : dxrad
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 81
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 2

I used to hate Nihilist humor...

Author : AllTheRice
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 132
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 10

@theRiver

Author : Chaki_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Oh my gosh! I just CAN'T believe that they got back together! After all the crap they've been through!...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 19
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

What do you call it when someone blows up a Chinese restaurant?

Author : Ackelope
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 7

It costs $235,000.....

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 2

How was the common drug addict punished in the olden days?

Author : Terraxtroyer
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

So I died and was reincarnated as a composer...

Author : johnkubiak
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 37
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 5

I caught two naked men in my girlfriend's apartment

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

Majority rules?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0