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Author : love_the_heat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,408
Published : 1 year ago
Comments : 270

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

Author : Authwarth
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 21,804
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 661

My girlfriend said she didn't think it was possible to seriously injure yourself by masturbating

Author : jarobat
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20,862
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 329

A cowboy walks into a saloon and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 297
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 20

Why are monks so good at protesting?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 21,221
Published : 15 hours ago
Comments : 395

I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function,

Author : thewargingned
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,753
Published : 11 hours ago
Comments : 102

Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 32,043
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 401

2 pilots meet

Author : PraiseRengod
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 101
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 6

A man walks into a restaurant and notices Lobster tales for a cent on the menu.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 192
Published : 58 minutes ago
Comments : 17

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes.

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 63
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

Man trys nude sunbathing and burns his dick

Author : Zaidk9
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 100
Published : 10 minutes ago
Comments : 10

Studies say obesity is the main cause of erectile dysfunction

Author : Sawi69
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 62
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 6

Will glass coffins be popular some day?

Author : Crosstiger23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 319
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 21

I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

Author : Tomislav23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,873
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 80

A lady is speeding over a bridge.

Author : DCxMiLK
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 94
Published : 28 minutes ago
Comments : 7

So, John received a parrot, as a gift.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 39
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 7

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail

Author : Tomislav23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

Jim and John wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them

Author : CooLeR_SRB
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 588
Published : 10 hours ago
Comments : 14

Why do norwegians put barcodes on their ships?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3,803
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 125

A racist man walks into a bar...

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 26
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 6

why do people go to Starbucks to write books?

Author : sheepsdontcry
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

Once upon a time

Author : parshuram__
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 23
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 5

A young man walked into a bank

Author : lyrics85
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 46
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 12

What do you call a communist sniper

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 301
Published : 9 hours ago
Comments : 21

I can't believe my girlfriend stole a massive dildo from a sex shop we were in without me noticing!

Author : rumblefish65
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Its not anal bleaching

Author : hairdyeginger
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

There was a little old lady at my bank.

Author : xMistic-
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 142
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 13

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Author : Duke_0f_Earl
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Most people write congrats

Author : duffer_dev
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 25
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 12

It's amazing how Seasons work. I'm in Japan, it's mid December and I'm freezing...

Author : _9tail_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 2,355
Published : 21 hours ago
Comments : 131

The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth.

Author : DNAviolation
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 38
Published : 23 minutes ago
Comments : 6

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,542
Published : 19 hours ago
Comments : 35

Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.

Author : Crosstiger23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 43,872
Published : 1 day ago
Comments : 715

I just got banned from /r/fashion

Author : thirdageofmen
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,114
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 33

Kid: Dad, what are condoms used for?

Author : porichoygupto
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes.

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

A young man brings his new girlfriend home for dinner and to meet his parents for the first time.

Author : podcastman
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A limbo champion walks into a bar..

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 14
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

3 good arguments that Jesus was black [long]

Author : when_im
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 3

Vladimir Putin is taking Donald Trump on a private tour of the Moscow Zoo.

Author : BlackRose47
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 73
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 13

My buddy told me nothing rhymes with orange.

Author : _Pebcak_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 130
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 20

How Many Grammar Nazis Does It Take Too Change A Light Bulb?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 6

Knock knock

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 15
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 2

A guy dies and goes to the gates of heaven

Author : natorater
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 10
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

A blind man walks into a bar.

Author : vencolend
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 3

A good percentage of my friends are either racist, sexist, or Nazis.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 7

I saw a monkey at the zoo who was a fruitiphile.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Author : Zeroluu
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 31
Published : 55 minutes ago
Comments : 10

Someone made a movie about r/Jokes

Author : dal06iscool99
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 20
Published : 54 minutes ago
Comments : 1

I came up with this joke about wild pigs but...

Author : ChrisSkeeter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

Talk about ungrateful....

Author : spongey72
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 100
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 5

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 44
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 4

Do you know what's on pages 5 and 6 of an Opel manual?

Author : stasik5
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 12
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 4

What does a priest and a McDonalds have in common

Author : fearthedubh
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person...

Author : TheGamingNut
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 265
Published : 12 hours ago
Comments : 18

Trump should not have said "shit-hole countries".

Author : bot_10
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 1,004
Published : 20 hours ago
Comments : 35

How does a jewish man make coffee?

Author : IndiaNgineer
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 9
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

I heard it was difficult to do a self circumcision...

Author : Joe-King-Joe
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

Genie: You have three wishes

Author : wackoclown
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 2

If at first, you don't succeed

Author : lyrics85
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 17
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

Why did the music teacher go to jail?

Author : _MARGHLY_
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

My daughter asked me, "Daddy, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

Author : madazzahatter
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

If a girl tells you she will be ready in 5 minutes...

Author : Sniiiki
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 5

Wife : Come over

Author : Sniiiki
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 33
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 3

I may not know how to bake toilet paper

Author : Hambushed
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 8
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 2

Why do French tanks have mirrors?

Author : Jaxon__Lee
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 56
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 7

Mexican names tend to have multiple syllables

Author : gopalwc
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 18
Published : 5 minutes ago
Comments : 2

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

Author : El_Zarco
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Last night, my psychic told me I was going to win the lottery, and quit my job.

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

Once, a grandson was talking to his grandmother

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

One of my classmates made everyone falsely believe that I was gay

Author : iP00pin
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 1

Been dating the same girl for 5yrs.

Author : Keinsna
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 433
Published : 18 hours ago
Comments : 30

Have you noticed the hundreds of “My Suicide Story” videos on YouTube?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

A young guy comes to the city for a job ....

Author : MKN2026
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

Why don't furries shake hands?

Author : sludgecaked
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 30
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 4

I went to the liquor store yesterday.....

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0

My marriage is like a fairytale

Author : Dreamzilla
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 175
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 11

An American ship is next to German land

Author : shiv_red
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 13
Published : 10 minutes ago
Comments : 1

What do you call a vacuum that interferes with the legal system?

Author : davygravy1337
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

YouTube Rewind 2018

Author : weirdbacon
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 2

My favorite form of birth control is a condom inside a condom inside a condom...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 263
Published : 16 hours ago
Comments : 23

The family is at the dining table.

Author : earthymalt
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 1

A 1st grade teacher brings his class out for a science field trip to the local park

Author : yellowduckz96
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 7

So American man goes to China...

Author : pradeep23
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 28
Published : 4 hours ago
Comments : 1

Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 0

A relationship is a lot like a fart

Author : gramzelamb
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

Doctor: So do you want the good news, or the bad news?

Author : ETHNJCB
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 16
Published : 1 hour ago
Comments : 4

What do you call an Arab investor?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 5
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

There are some things you can’t say with a straight face.

Author : thewargingned
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 57
Published : 8 hours ago
Comments : 5

College is like a wife...

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 6
Published : 3 hours ago
Comments : 1

The little girl

Author : rj8camp
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 0

If you ever feel like you’ve failed, a lot of people dislike you, and your out of touch with the people who rely on you, just remember one thing:

Author : weirdbacon
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 28 minutes ago
Comments : 3

The contest

Author : Marcheas
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 7 hours ago
Comments : 1

What do you call a regular potato discussing the news?

Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 7
Published : 2 hours ago
Comments : 1

What’s the difference between me and America?

Author : Lili_QOS
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

What is the difference between an erection and an election?

Author : EggYakult
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 11
Published : 2 minutes ago
Comments : 8

What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenaged boy?

Author : CosmoKrammer
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 124
Published : 13 hours ago
Comments : 5

What's the difference between a French kiss and a Belgian kiss?

Author : gnamp
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 2

Oranges are actually either male or female...

Author : handbanana718
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 4
Published : 5 hours ago
Comments : 1

An old lady visits her doctor.

Author : kasi13
Subreddit : Jokes
Points : 3
Published : 6 hours ago
Comments : 0