There were two dwarfs who decided to visit the city one night. They were twin brothers from a remote country town, and had decided to go out and celebrate their 21st birthday.
After some drinks and a nice dinner out, they were walking to the bus stop to go home, when they passed by a brothel. They knew both of them were virgins, so after a quick conversation, they decided that there was no better way to finish of their night of celebration than by getting laid for the very first time.
They entered the brothel, chose a girl each and headed into seperate rooms to enjoy what would likely be the best night of their life.
Despite his best efforts, the first brother was struggling to copulate with his girl. He tried it in doggy, missionary, reverse cowgirl - just about every position he could think of. But nothing seemed to work.
It didn't help that he could hear thumping and thudding from the room next door, and his brother panting and repeatedly saying "One, two, three ahh. One, two, three ahh".
After about 15 minutes, he gave up trying and walked out of the room, only to see his brother leaving his room too, gasping for breath and covered in sweat.
He said him "that was terrible. I tried everything, but I just couldn't make it work. I feel so embarrassed".
And his brother said "you think that's bad? I couldn't get up on the bed!".