This actually didnt happen today but a year ago. The story starts with me going to a close friends house to get trashed for the weekend. He moved 2 hours south of me so hanging out with him became a weekend trip.

There was a few of us there, one person in particular was a big into weed. He had made a large batch of weed brownies. No one had eaten the brownies all weekend so he offered to give them all to me. a very generous offer but i refused because i wasnt that much into weed. Finally he convinced me by saying he would end up throwing them out because he wasnt planning on eat them and no one else wanted them. The combrimise was that i would take half of the tray and my other friend would take the other half.

Flash foward maybe 2 weeks. It was a friday and i hadent planned on doing anything that weekend. I was in high spirits since i had a test the day before that i think i aced. (Fuck you college). I remembered i had the brownies so i thought ”alright, lets get a little crazy today”. I had edibles in the past with some good results. Proper made edibles that gave me a great high. Knowing the person who made these brownies i thought maybe he had some discarded vaped weed and mixed it into brownie mix and called it a day, so i wasnt expecting much from these brownies.

I started with a large piece and proceeded to watch a new episode of its always sunny. Everything was going great. I was laughing my ass off.m and feeling great.

The high came to me a lot quicker then my previous edibles. I didnt think much of it. I then started to really feel it. I was almost at my max high from the last time i did edibles.

I remember telling myself “lets take this to the next level”

In my highetened state i thought it would be a good idea to eat more brownies. I started eating. At this point i ate maybe half of the half of a tray of brownies. I was kind of full but i thought to myself. “Go big or go home”. I was already home and had no where to go... so i was ready to go all in.

I ate all the brownies.

The whole time i was texting my friends telling them how i felt on the brownies. This, plus my memory, is how i kept track of some of the events in this story. At this point i thought a few hours had passed. (It took about 5 hours to get to this same state with my last well made edibles) After checking the clock i realized it had only been 45 min since i ate the first edible but everything, at this point, was great. Giggles all around. I watched maybe half an episode of rick and morty before i was to high to go any farther.

This is when u hear that low chim played in movies before things get way worse in a short amount of time.

I think i fell asleep quite quickly. I remember thinking My dreams were so vivid and colorful. Like an acid trip.

I remember waking up so sick with a slight headache. I tried to open my eyes and when i did all i could see was in black and white. It wasnt “normal vision” (for a lack of a better word) but like everything i saw was made up of moving lines. It was trippy. I was a little worred at this point so i thought i would sleep it off.

I woke up again. With an even worse headache and a feeling of throwing up. My plan was to go to the bathroom but either i was very very high or i just went blind because when i tried to open my eyes all i saw was black. Very nervous l now i thought it would be best to go back to sleep. Fastfoward 18 hours and i wake up. I felt so tired like i didnt get any good sleep. I was sitting in bed thinking to myself “am i still high?”. I felt high. At this point i was dying to go to the bathroom. I went to go open my eyes and upon opening them i instantly got this massive head splitting headache. I quickly closed my eyes and It faded away slowly. Everytime i opened my eyes sharp pains would flood my head.

So i sat back in bed thinking how bad this is. I had to go to the bathroom. So i would attempt it with my eyes closed. Worst is i piss on my couch. My body was weak and my stomach upset but i made it to the edge of the bed. When i went to go stand up i almost fell right over. It was like i was drunk. My equilibrium was shot. It was was like trying to walk when your super drunk. I defentitly wasnt drunk, just very foggy. My moral of getting to the bathroom was at its lowest right now. I contemplated pissing in my bed at this point.

Eventually, after much thought and a pep talk to myself i decided to go to the bathroom. I made it to the bathroom with my eyes closed and stumbling and then eventually crawling. The toilet seat never seemed so high. I sat on the toilet with my head low and my hands over my head.

Once i went to the bathroom and crawled back to bed. I layed there for a while hopeing to fall back asleep so this nightmare would end. Checking the time was a massive feat. I had to reach for my phone, press the power button, and then quickly open my eyes and read the time. Idk if im making it clear how horrible my headaches were.

I went back to sleep this time waking up the next morning. Yes thats right. I ate nothing that day.

I layed in bed the next day all day. Usually sleeping an hour before waking up. As the day went by i could open my eyes a little bit longer. 10 seconds, 20 seconds, a minute, 2 minutes, 5 minutes... It was bad. My dad called me and i had to play it off like i had a stomach virus. i ended up eating a small dinner that day.

by the following day, 3 days after eating the brownies, i was fine. To this day i cannot eat nor smell brownies.

TLDR: Ate half a tray of very powerful marijuana brownies which resulted in me blacking out for a day and then spending another whole day in bed.