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I laughed. I feel bad that I laughed. I hope she is alright.
Bitch better have my banana
Obviously that monkey has not been through the Zoo mandated sensitivity training class. Helen in HR will be in contact.
Did I tell you to stop!
How can she slap?!??
Someone needs the spank that monkey.
So this monkey can punch a kid in the face, but when I do it I'm "under arrest" and "no longer welcome at Incredible Pizza".
That's the thing with a feral animal, you don't know how they might react to something. It's probably best to keep children at a safe distance as a rule of opposable thumb
Edit: opposable. Thanks to a witty comment.
Don’t be so stingy with the snacks next time.
It's everyone fend for themselves with monkeys. When the lady put the treats in the girls hand, the monkey had a hey that's mine reaction.
Ancient art of the Monkey fist!
TIL Monkeys are wild animals
"Left turn Clyde"
That monkey has the biceps I can only wish to have.... :(
That left is so straight and snappy. Monkeys naturally know how to strike ahahaha
If that monkey would have punched my kid I would have instinctively punched it right back and then felt kinda bad about it.
FUCK YOU, KAREN! I WANTED MORE!
Looks like a donkey punch to me
On these WCGW posts, I wish the OP would let us guess what we think would happen and then post the ending.
Lol Mainland commies think they are so smart. Mao Zedong would not be proud.
I'm pretty sure unity point covers getting your eye gouged out by a monkey, let's do this...