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Yep, I stopped reading at smelly feet... If you're going to a rub and tug massage parlor and cant get your dick hard because the woman there isnt excited to jerk off your flaccid penis, and then clean up your mess then maybe you need to find a new after work hobby
The place you went was not a massage parlor. It was a brothel masquerading as a massage parlor.
Honestly, I can't tell from your story whether you were looking for legit massage or not. If you want a real massage then do not look for one advertising in the back of a paper. Check the phone book or a place with a decent website that states that the masseuses are licensed and trained.
If the masseuse is well trained then by the end you should be relaxed enough that you don't need a happy ending. Also, if the masseuse gets undressed too then it is not a legitimate massage parlor.
You seem more like you were looking for a little intimacy and a listening ear. Try a therapist instead. Or maybe grabbing a few drinks with friends.
This whole situation is really weird or is it just me. She gets totally naked to massage you? I'm not trying to judge.
This will be amazing copypasta some day. 10/10
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