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Yep, I stopped reading at smelly feet... If you're going to a rub and tug massage parlor and cant get your dick hard because the woman there isnt excited to jerk off your flaccid penis, and then clean up your mess then maybe you need to find a new after work hobby
The place you went was not a massage parlor. It was a brothel masquerading as a massage parlor.
Honestly, I can't tell from your story whether you were looking for legit massage or not. If you want a real massage then do not look for one advertising in the back of a paper. Check the phone book or a place with a decent website that states that the masseuses are licensed and trained.
If the masseuse is well trained then by the end you should be relaxed enough that you don't need a happy ending. Also, if the masseuse gets undressed too then it is not a legitimate massage parlor.
You seem more like you were looking for a little intimacy and a listening ear. Try a therapist instead. Or maybe grabbing a few drinks with friends.
This whole situation is really weird or is it just me. She gets totally naked to massage you? I'm not trying to judge.
This will be amazing copypasta some day. 10/10
TIL that when Bill Watterson turned down the opportunity to license and merchandise “Calvin and Hobbes,” it was estimated that he was turning down $300-400 million to maintain the integrity and purity of the comic.
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For Interstellar, Christopher Nolan planted 500 acres of corn just for the film because he did not want to CGI the farm in. After filming, he turned it around and sold the corn and made back profit for the budget.
TIL an elephant destroyed a house in a remote village in Bengal and then turned to head back into the forest when a baby trapped under the rubble began crying. The elephant turned back and gently removed every last bit of debris covering the baby with their trunk.