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Ask if she wants an Australian kiss! It’s like a French kiss, but down under
Probably not the best move to eat out a random. And don't ask a friend.
Just get a girlfriend, makes everything related to sex easier.
You’re the party animal. You tell us.
I am not sharing any of my Mystical Game of Life cheat codes with a noob.
I sense you need to mature a tad.
I don't think that's gonna go around too smoothly with it coming off as creepy. Unless it's a girl you have a connection with whether romantic or sexual; If a guy asked me "Can I eat your pussy" I'd think he was a creep. Maybe try being friends with a girl and if there's a connection build into fwb. Things take time my friend. They don;t just happen because your dick is hard. Women are not solely to fulfill your sexual desires.
I wouldn't ask a friend because you may lose that friend. I wouldn't ask a random girl because at best she'd slap you or kick you in the balls, at worse she'd call 911 and say she was afraid you'd sexually assault her.
The thing to do is either go on a dating site like tinder, go on a date and if it leads to sex you're golden, just munch away. You can pick up a girl at a club too, just don't mention sex and make sure she's not to drunk because now a days that could be considered rape if she said she didn't want it in the morning. Best if you're both sober (or at least her) and its consensual.
Women don’t typically want to let you in their pants if they haven't developed some sort of relationship with you first. The ones that will accept NSA oral from a stranger are not ones you really want to put your mouth on.
The best advice for you is to keep jacking it alone until you sort your emotional shit out. I know that’s not what you want to hear but I’d rather you get past that and have fulfilling relationships (regardless of form) rather than being the socially awkward creep with a bunch of cold sores.
TIL Michael Jordan once tipped a waitress a $5 chip for bringing him a drink. Wayne Gretzky stopped the waitress, removed the $5 chip, grabbed one of the many $100 chips on Jordan’s side of the table, and gave it to her. Then he said, "That's how we tip in Las Vegas, Michael."
A British charity that helps victims of forced marriage recommends hiding a spoon in your underwear if your family is forcing you fly back to your old country, so that you get a chance to talk to authorities after metal detector goes off - have you or anyone else you know done this & how did it go?
Former Facebook exec: "I think we have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric of how society works. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops we’ve created are destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth. You are being programmed"