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It's the eyebrows. If they were reversed he'd look concerned. Like this!
plus the symbol look more lesbian than catholic
Yuck, look at his hands.
Wait, isn't meeting people who share your faith called "going to church"?
He's pissed that his girlfriend isn't paying attention in Church and is obviously a dirty heathen, so now he's going to dump her and go on CatholicMatch to get a nice, faithful girl.
She's dodging a bullet because Miguel is controlling and abusive He got mad at her and locked her out of the car after mass just because her mom texted her that her dad's cancer is in remission.
Faithful=judgemental, according to this ad.
So which one wants to find a new mate?
She looks like she is actively searching for someone (and liking what she sees) on the CatholicMatch app.
He looks like he is about to flip some pews in rage and jealously.
It’s an empty church... maybe they got there really early.
He's being persecuted by that non-religious person busy on their mobile device. You can't pray within 10 feet of someone who isn't praying with you. Obs.
The real crappy design is that this is an ad for a dating site and you could just as easily view the ad as speaking to the female as she searches on her phone for a match. Maybe he really is the "evil" one?
Where in this ad does it say hes the catholic one? Looks to me like shes looking for a new guy because her current one is possessed.
I’d be angry too if I were Muslim and forced to pray in a Catholic Church next to some basic ass white girl ordering Starbucks and Yoga pants from her phone.
Just don't date them then.
What's worse is their slogan doesn't even rhyme
You don't have to be eighteen at Catholic Match dot com
The problem with this ad are the eyes. They literally turned the entire eyes when all they had to do was move the Iris.
"She drags me to church and can't even find the courtesy to look up from her phone."
He kind of looks like Elliot Rodgers.
Because hes secretly the spanish inquisition.
It's a confusion by the designer of two emotions that might work in the context. If the mouth was downturned it would show irritation or disapproval (pretty judgey for an ad tbh). If the eyebrows were flipped it would be displaying concern.
The lack of coordination between eyebrows and mouth leaves you with a predatory, malicious look.
This is so bad.
The praying one looks evil
The nice one is on her phone in church
But she's probably the protagonist because this is about online dating
But it's Catholic online dating so why are you promoting it during church?
He's just mad because she's not a little boy like her profile said.
they're angry at the non Catholic tweeting during prayer time.
Cellphones are the Devil!!!
Yo I thought he didn’t share her belief in whatever was on her phone cause he looks so evil
Probably for realism. Not sure why they went with cartoons though.
more importantly, why would she go to the same church as him if they didn't share religion
Mmm, which dating site has the redheads who don't care about church?
+1 for truth in advertising.
Even so why would you take someone to church on a date and why would they ACCEPT of all things.
That looks positively nefarious.
cuz he's TIRED OF THIS SHIT
He looks like he’s gonna get what’s his...
Because he doesn't have Jesus in his life.
At first I thought it said "catholicmerch"
He's not trusting of the thot sexting all his best friends on Facebook. Look at her smug face, she can't wait to have her meal paid for and crotch violently licked by a different stranger because that's really her evil fetish.
Nah it’s okay man, she’s just on Facebook liking and sharing that picture of Jesus so he will bless her. 😇
Because it's accurate?
Eavesdrops on confessions to pick his dates.....
Because their judgemental.
He's having unclean thoughts
“Girl if you dont get off your goddamn phone I swear to the good lord”
He’s a follower of Satan
Because he’s catholic?
kinda looks like Señor Senior Jr. and Kim Possible lol
I accidentally read the title as cat-holic the first time, and was really confused.
He's going to make sure she has the same "fate" as him.
Have u never heard of the 1st inqisition
I read it as cat holic match and was wondering where the cats were
Because India doesn't know how to do the needful when it comes to graphic design.
Plot twist, hes actually a Muslim.
Isn’t that bad? Like, preaching religion to those who prefer not to join it?
Why does everyone think the ad for the app is targeted at the guy, when it's the girl using her phone?
Because that disrespectful bitch is using her phone in church??
No one uses Catholic Match except 8 year old boys and Priests.
In my experience that’s often the way it goes, judging and hateful people.
Because the redhead is an infidel. Deus Vult.
Photo is accurate. Nothing crappy about the design there... just accurately representing religious crazies.
We should all join and make profiles that talk about how being Jewish, Muslim or an atheist is the most important part of our life.
No no no. He's not evil, he's just looking down on her for not agreeing with him.
He's angry his date is a grown woman and not a young choirboy he's accustomed to
Because aren't all Catholics evil?
He looks evil because he is brown. Never trust someone with brown skin.
Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?
Gun owners of reddit: If semi automatic firearms were banned tomorrow and the government required you to turn them all in, what would it take to get you to comply? What would be a reason to why you wouldn't comply?