|Submited on :||Mon, 29th of Jan 2018 - 14:38:06 PM|
|Post ID :||7tqhox|
|Post Name :||t3_7tqhox|
|Post Type :||link|
|Subreddit Type :||public|
|Subreddit ID :||t5_34o9s|
Also the guy that claps obnoxiously loud and whistles when a glass breaks.
looks at empty plate "oh no, I hated it HAW HAW HAW"
Ain't nothing like finishing a call by flipping the phone shut... clap
And the phone has an obnoxious ringtone set at the highest volume
Most likely wears a pair of these and smells like moldy cheese.
needs phone clip on waist
"Is pepsi ok" and "sweetheart" could be on a waitress that touches you on the arm starterpack as well. In the south anyway.
keeps phone in shirt pocket. also missing sandals and socks and 3 inch thick wallet
Needs a shitty pair of sunglasses dangling from the collar of his shirt and a blue tooth ear piece.
You forgot New Balance shoes with the Velcro straps.
"I don't see your name on the menu..."
Looks way too deeply in your eyes, smells like cheap aftershave... God help you if he's drunk, cause then he starts to lean on things like the counter, or your desk. So happy I left retail.
Laughs like "HUH HUH HUH!"
Good god, it’s Peter
I used to serve a guy like this when I worked at pizza hut. The other waitresses called him Mountain Dew Man. He would literally drink like 8 cups of it with no ice. Some of the girls would just take him pitchers designed for beer. I would always just take the time to run him his drinks. He would also order a stuffed crust meat lovers and 24 wings all to himself.
But he was actually always nice to me idk.
Gives people shoulder rubs that no one asked for
Dodson? Dodson!? DODSON!? See.. nobody cares
Shoutout to /r/TalesFromYourServer
This reminds me of Hank on Breaking Bad
Probably drives a PT Cruiser instead
I can smell him from here
The original neckbeard. Where the neck IS the beard.
Also is a regular who you've never seen bring his wife
I dont know how you'd have a picture for it, but explicitly camp while being certainly heterosexual.
This post is timely for me as an older male. I was recently at a restaurant with my wife and another couple, and the pretty young waitress put her hand on my shoulder every time she came to our table, which was three or four times. I couldn't help thinking how inappropriate it would have been if I had done the same to a young female customer if I were the waiter.
These are the people who enjoy when all the wait-staff sings happy birthday.
Also know as my dad, who will even join in when the wait-staff is singing to strangers, to the horror of everybody in my family.